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[chastehuntress]

[ Remember that girl that spends most of her time stealing food out of the various street markets? Her other hobbies include leeching internet from the cafes and libraries in the area, as well as trolling all of the other Servants. Because honestly, if she wasn't living out the life of kicking everyone's butts, she may as well play up the rest of her title. After all, Archers were notorious for not being nice (That rocker fella doesn't count, alright?) and there's one thing she's noticed during her time here. So when this Archer opens her mouth to speak, it's as good of a guess as any to assume she's going to say something cocky. ]

I have noticed that there are a fair amount of Servants here. Ah, for those who are unfamiliar with the term... [ Archer takes a pause to moisten her lips, thinking over how to explain it best. ] ... it is one used during a specific type of battle. There are seven individuals summoned under different classes - Archer, Saber, Lancer, Assassin, Caster, Rider, and Berserker. Honestly speaking, Archer is the superior class, so that's really all you need to know. The other six are worthless, which is why my ire has been earned this very day. We have far too many of the other classes within this realm, especially that of the Saber class. How vexing it is to open up this artifact and discover that another has been welcomed here.

Therefore, on behalf of all of the honorable knights under the class of Archer, I challenge each and every one of you lesser-classed Sabers in every competition known to the mortal races! My feelings won't be hurt terribly if you decide to flee this isle to prevent your inevitable loss. Your memory will be mocked however though.

[ A pause. ]

I suppose it is rather unfair of me to address only a few individuals. As for the rest of you, tell me of the games of this world so that I may excel at all that I do!

Comments

[Video]

[soulsborderline]

Oh so that's what all the pseudonym crap is about. I must not have been paying attention the first time someone explained that.

To contribute to the topic, you should probably look up Street Fighter.

[Video]

[chastehuntress]

They are simply titles. Therefore, I will prove my title is the only one worthy of mention.

[ Hn. ]

Street Fighter. Why would anyone fight within these streets?

[Video]

[soulsborderline]

...I'm guessing the terms "video game" and "arcade" are also meaningless to your time-displaced brain.

[ video ]

[stagecontroller]

If you do not mind, I would like to be the judge of such competition.

[ video ]

[chastehuntress]

Which one are you again?

[ Not even worth remembering. Isn't it sad, Shakespeare? ]

1/2

[kitsunemimi]

[ At a crossroads here. On one hand, it was a Saber class that proved to be the hardest fight of her career as a Servant and threatened her Master's safety. Also, it was a Saber that took her once-thought firmly-rooted spot as sole Servant to her master, but now it's some blonde bimbo in red.

On the other hand... Archer. All of them. None have been all the pleasant and wow do they give her headaches quickly. Also rumors say that her Master had yet even another servant, also an individual but in red: an Archer... ]

2/2; video

[kitsunemimi]

My! An Archer! No wonder I'm getting such a headache right now!

[ video ]

[rocker]

[ oh, it's her again.. see, she was somewhat friendly last time (not counting the part where she hitched onto his back and tries to make her his prey..) so he should at least be diplomatic as usual about all of this, yes. ]

I do believe all the classes should at the very least be respected equally.. There's not much use in starting a battle across the classes in a place such as this.

[ video ]

[chastehuntress]

[ David, my boy. Why? ]

And why not? It gives us something to do the other twenty-three hours of the day.

video

[letsplaylady]

Games? Alice knows games like tag and hide-n-seek...But there are lotsa others, too.

video

[chastehuntress]

Archer doesn't get why Alice is talking this way, but Archer knows she can do it better.

So Archer is going to.

In fact, Archer is going to do such a great job at it that Alice will feel pressured anytime she thinks of the foreboding and beautiful presence that is Archer.

So Archer wants to know about these other games.

[Video]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Classes? Are you guys LARPing or something?

[Video]

[chastehuntress]

What does that even mean?

[video]

[doudemoe]

Is there a reason for all those titles?

[Considering he already knows one of the Sabers.]

[video]

[chastehuntress]

Of course there is! Do you think a bunch of weirdos would run around with my name otherwise? If you want to know the reason behind it though, you will have to grovel before me.

[video]

[king_of_heroes]

Finally.

[video]

[chastehuntress]

What sort of unmanageable fool do you make yourself out to be?

Video

[yewbow]

Wow, someone on the high horse today.

Video

[chastehuntress]

It is intimidating to see someone of my strength amongst mere mortals. I know. You need not be afraid.

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

Seriously?

['I was joking about having enough Sabers for a sports team at the time... Unless she saw my conversation with that Saber.']

[Video]

[chastehuntress]

I would not challenge if my intent was to do otherwise!

[video]

[needsteaplz]

[Pardon the lampshading here but it's something she's noticed for a long time.]

Well, that seems a little unfair to say Archer would be the superior one. I would think each and every class has it's pros and cons, so there isn't a technically superior class to trump them all. But hey, I'm not involved in this whole mess for the Holy Grail, so maybe it's not my place to say.

Still, the fact that there's so many of you heroic spirits here...wouldn't it be easier to address each other by your real names instead of your class? I mean you guys aren't summoned here for another war, so there's no obligation to go by them and you're free to live your own life here.

[video]

[chastehuntress]

[ WOW THIS LADY TALKS SO MUCH ABOUT THINGS SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND... but she looks like a perfect candidate to have children, so Archer will tolerate her. ]

Then you know nothing of the classes. Compare any of them alongside an Archer and you will see for yourself just how unbeatable the latter is.

Real names.. I suppose that would be acceptable all things considered. Are you asking me for my own?

[pucelle]

[Is she included in this or not, not sure... actually no does she even want to be part of something like this to begin with uhh.]

While I suppose having pride in one's class isn't necessarily a bad thing... is a competition really needed?

[chastehuntress]

[ Yes, come on and pretend to be a Saber for a day. ]

Why would it not be needed? It gives us something to do and it can be fun. Are you going to tell me I can't do anything of that nature here?