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[unknownrival]

[Issei seems to have rolled over and hit his phone in his sleep. You're lucky that this isn't a completely boring post, because he's also talking in his sleep.]

...don't want to make out with Kayneth... black affections... shush, Vriska...

...gloves are nice...

[He rolls over again and smacks the phone off.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

Precisely.

[athngabla]

And her species has romance based off of hatred.

[unknownrival]

Yes.

[athngabla]

...Well, to each their own. Is it safe for me to guess that she's not your hate-girlfriend, then?

[unknownrival]

If she was she wouldn't have been trying to get me together with... you know.

[athngabla]

Honestly, I didn't know you hated that guy so much. Didn't think you were the type to hold malice.

[Hold on

just...

a moment......]

...How much do you have to hate someone for that hate-romance thing to apply, anyway?

[unknownrival]

The suffering my brother went through because of him... Malice is deserved.

I wouldn't know. Ask Vriska.

[athngabla]

Diarmuid? ...He's a tough man. He can fight his own battles just as good as you or I. Perhaps better.

[A pause.]

...Still. Bet it'd feel rather pleasant to knock a few of that fellow's teeth loose.

[And yet another pause re: troll romance.]

...Pass. Maybe if it becomes something actually important. For now, it seems more like an entertaining oddity -- if you'll excuse the phrasing. [Such cultural sensitivity.]

[unknownrival]

Oh, it did. I can confirm that through experience.

[No reply to troll romance because punching Kayneth is more important.]

[athngabla]

I can only imagine, at least for right now. Lucky you, you probably wouldn't -- didn't, have to hold back either...

[unknownrival]

Well, maybe a little. He's still alive and not being punched by me at this second.

[athngabla]

Ha! A word of advice; no matter how much you'd like to just keep punching someone in the face, there's usually better ways to spend your time.

...Even though it won't seem like it, at the time.

[unknownrival]

Oh, I know. I just have to accept it and move on from my fond wishes of punching him some more.

[athngabla]

Exactly that.

[He chuckled. Normally he'd have just suggested a more permanent solution, but Prospero being Prospero, such was not quite in the cards.]

Well, try to have more pleasant dreams next time you fall asleep, alright? Hate-crush or whatever, that didn't sound too pleasant.

[unknownrival]

It really was not. Honestly, at this point I'm hoping for a dreamless sleep.

[athngabla]

Like I said. Good luck with that. Pleasant dream or no-dream, either way.

[unknownrival]

Thank you very much.