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002 - its hard and no one understands [text]
[Magic. Magic. Magic. Magic. Seems to be everywhere up in this bitch and my god Eridan just cannot take that. That is why, he will prove, once and for all, that magic is a bunch of fakey fake bullshit and that everyone should stop believing in it, much less using the term. Well that and some other thing.]
so its comin to my attention that there are a lot a you wwho are believvin in this magic bullshit
wwell to those a you wwho are deluded an livvin in a fuckin dreamwworld wwhere magic is existin heres a fuckin reality check
magics a bunch a fakey fake crap
science is the true wway to go i mean reely
trust me im a expert on this stuff
if its so fuckin real PROVVE IT
showw me your secrets an such an ill judge
see im a nice guy
name the place an ill be there
an before you evven THINK a pullin out these personas or wwhatevver they are they arent fuckin magic either
because i knoww im an expert
speakin a experts im needin some romantic consultation
wwhat do you do wwhen you see your ex-kismesis makin out wwith your flushcrush
please tell me this is vvery important
so its comin to my attention that there are a lot a you wwho are believvin in this magic bullshit
wwell to those a you wwho are deluded an livvin in a fuckin dreamwworld wwhere magic is existin heres a fuckin reality check
magics a bunch a fakey fake crap
science is the true wway to go i mean reely
trust me im a expert on this stuff
if its so fuckin real PROVVE IT
showw me your secrets an such an ill judge
see im a nice guy
name the place an ill be there
an before you evven THINK a pullin out these personas or wwhatevver they are they arent fuckin magic either
because i knoww im an expert
speakin a experts im needin some romantic consultation
wwhat do you do wwhen you see your ex-kismesis makin out wwith your flushcrush
please tell me this is vvery important

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back this up for me im just statin facts
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You ask yourself very carefully if your ex-kismesis is in any way bad for your flushcrush.
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so is she black for her figurin youd knoww out a evveryone
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Going t)(rough the as)(en quadrant to get to eit)(er t)(e red or t)(e black, if t)(at is w)(at you are glubbing trying to do, is T)(---E OLD---EST TRICK IN T)(E BOOK! It's not )(ard to sea t)(rough t)(at w)(ale s)(it.
Yes! Vriska and I are definitely in t)(e black for eac)( otter. But t)(at is not any of your glubbing business!
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im not tryin anythin
just askin
because reely i dont knoww wwho to be jealous a
wwell it is because i saww it happen
an it should a been me
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oh
! can totally help w!th that
but ! have a quest!on
[yeah, she thinks the typing quirks are cool, so she made one up]
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wwhats the question sak
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And what in earth are a kismesis and flushcrush?
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an those other terms are troll romance terms
you probably wwouldnt understand
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people say its real in mine
but like hell im believvin them
i knoww better
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SHUT. THE FUCK. UP. Geez, you're em8arrasing yourself so 8adly it's revolting!
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if i didnt see things that didnt make me question evverythin
like wwhat the hell wwhy are you tryin to make me jealous
by makin out wwith someone wwho is vvery close to my heart
though really that wwasnt exactly the wworst thing to see either
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wow if i didn't know better i'd $ay you're pretty mad
$uck it up you whiny ba$tard, you remind me of $hinji except you're not paying me
and what the fuck is a ki$me$is
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a course im mad
wwhen evveryone is spoutin off a bunch a baloney
youd be too if you wwere in my shoes
as for kismesis wwell
evver hate someone so much you wwanted to make out wwith them
[audio] because that's how she rolls.
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Didn't I leave you in Rokkenjima?
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an no im not kiddin
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more like you're all the idiots
bunch a deluded fools if youre askin me
wwhich i assume you are
like i said if its so real PROVVE IT
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