Voice

[hyphenated]

It seems warm, fuzzy feelings are going around lately. Not that I expected differently from you- [non-magical peasants] -curious people. Is it merely something about this time of year? Some sort of holiday?

[She actually sounds rather relaxed for once.]

Issei, my dear. Can I take you out to dinner tonight? It would be so nice to spend time with you. If you come early, I can take you clothes shopping and we can see if we can't get you some decent clothing.

[...what do young non-magical peasant people even wear these days?]

...clothing that is far more suitable of you.

Comments

[text]

[scorpiospider]

The hell.
What the hell are you going to do with my 8ig 8ro?

[text]

[hyphenated]

takke hiim shopp ning.

[DAMN THESE AWKWARD MACHINES. Hold on.]

That. Was meant to be TAKE HIM SHOPPPING. For clothes.

[text]

[scorpiospider]

[Clothes shopping]

Ooooooooh. Okay. Make sure to get him something really cool!

[text]

[hyphenated]

ANNYthing you woULD SUGGEST?

If he is your brother that makes you mu daughter too.

[text]

[scorpiospider]

Please! I have a mother, and she's waaaaaaaay cooler than you are. 8etter stacked too.

8ut get Issei like a leather jacket or something. Something that'd protect him if a Shadow gets him!

[text]

[hyphenated]

I don't care. Being 'cool' is pathetic. It means that you are nothing more than image. No substance. What do you mean 'bettter stacked'? I'm probably taller.

That's a good idea. I'll do that.

[text]

[scorpiospider]

I meeeeeeeeean, she has 8igger tits.

[text]

[hyphenated]

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EXcuSE Me? My chest is UTTERlY AppROPRIATE.

[ARGH DAMN TINY PHONE KEYS.]

[text]

[scorpiospider]

Hahahahahahahaha! Feeling inadequate now?

[text]

[hyphenated]

Why would I feel inadequate? My chest is a perfectly valid size.