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[chroimilis]

[ The video feed is dark save for flickering candle light in the background, so it might be difficult to make out the woman holding onto the device. She's silent, but after a while, she clears her throat. ]

Many pardons for my intrusion through this magical network [ The word spoken with disdain and confusion. ] but I recall the image of a man some time ago. I didn't feel a thing for him at that time, but I now know I feel. It's very confusing to think of this man as my father, but if he's responsible for me, then it is his counsel I must seek. He introduced himself as Kayneth Archibald El-Melloi [ The name spoken to the best of her ability despite her thick accent. ], so please allow me to reunite with him.

If you have any information on his location, my gratitude would be everlasting.

Comments

[Video]

[kindofademon]

This is going to be hilarious.

[Video forever until stated otherwise cause Kattu is lazy]

[chroimilis]

Hilarious in what manner?

[kindofademon]

Diarmuid's going to be a little upset about it, that's all.

[chroimilis]

Naturally, but if he wished to keep me all to himself, then he should have not given my presence away to my other husband. Now I seek the counsel of this Kayneth lad in regards to my marriages.

[kindofademon]

Fair enough. He can't throw too much of a fit about you needing help with the problems he put you into.

[chroimilis]

I thought if he loved me that he would keep me well protected. I suppose not, right? Perhaps there is another woman now.

[kindofademon]

I can neither confirm nor deny this.

[chroimilis]

That's rather ominous in a way.

[kindofademon]

Sorry, sorry. Good luck finding the guy.

[chroimilis]

Do you mean to cut our conversation short or am I just imagining it?

[kindofademon]

Nope, I was just subtly changing the subject away from Diarmuid's other women. But I don't know where you can find your dad.

[chroimilis]

'Women'?

[ THERE'S MORE THAN ONE??

She's got an axe with 'Diarmuid's Skull' written on it. Somewhere. ]

[kindofademon]

That's what I said.

[chroimilis]

After all we have endured together..

[kindofademon]

It's not his fault women chase after him.

[chroimilis]

But he has never laid with any of them, right?

[kindofademon]

...Not sure.

[chroimilis]

Not... sure?

[kindofademon]

What I said, not sure.

[NOT HERE]

[babel_hacker]

[]

[enjoymyatelier]

[...hu...h...........

who is this and where are these FEELINGS OF FATHERLY DEVOTION coming from

well he is x4 weak to ladies he's obligated to give a damn about, so-]

...That would be me. What is it that you need?

[chroimilis]

Athuir.

[ Nice and calm as a doting daughter should be.. ]

We have a matter of importance to discuss. In person. Where are you?

[enjoymyatelier]

[...he really should have studied Irish at some point shouldn't he have... WELL ANYWAY]

Very well, then-I'm at the library.

[chroimilis]

Will you wait there for me?

[ Look at this face. Can he say no to this face? Diarmuid couldn't and he's more of a man than Kayneth will ever be. ]

[enjoymyatelier]

[implying that Kayneth can say no to a woman

...well it could just be Sola but

you know]

Of course. Take as long as you need.

[chroimilis]

[ He better not say no to his loving and doting daughter.

She might extend an axe to the space between his eyes. ]

I thank you.

[ With that, she tosses the phone onto the bed to go without it. What was the point of the device when she will be visiting with someone face to face? After a few minutes, said princess will enter the library with a curious look on her face. ]

[enjoymyatelier]

[why are all the women in his life on the crazy side...

well, anyway, he'll have moved reasonably close to the entrance so his BELOVED DAUGHTER (who he's never met before and whose name he doesn't know) doesn't have to spend too much time looking for him.]

[chroimilis]

[ Well, if he came from a later canon point, then he would recognize her as that crazy girl who wanted to fuck in Diarmuid's past. Unfortunately, he doesn't get such an awesome disclaimer as Princess Zelda herself glances around. ]

Ah. [ He's been spotted! With a dainty strut, she'll make her way towards him. ] I was looking for you.

[enjoymyatelier]

[he would know a lot of things if he came from a later canon point.]

Did you have any trouble finding me?

[chroimilis]

Nope, there was no trouble at all. [ A gentle smile. ] You're a lot more impressive face to face.

[enjoymyatelier]

Oh, of course.

[he does not preen, because he already knows he is the best. you do not preen unless you are insecure. it is just a statement of fact.]

Now, what was it that you wanted to talk about?

[chroimilis]

Well, it is just that if you're now my guardian, that I should come to you regarding this predicament that i am. [ It is a serious one, alright? ] You see, my first husband fell to death so I was forced to remarry. Yet, both of them are alive and well in this place. I am uncertain as to which is deserving of my loyalty.

[enjoymyatelier]

...

[wow, uh.......................]

I will admit that I don't exactly have an answer to this straight away, as it's a rather unique situation-for reasons that, I'm sure you will agree, are quite obvious. Can you tell me a little more about the situation?

[...mostly so he will know which dude will bring the family more PRESTIGE]

1/4

[croibhristeoir]

[croibhristeoir]

[croibhristeoir]

. . .






[Wait for it...]

[croibhristeoir]

WHAT?!

[chroimilis]

Good eve, Diarmuid.

[breatheinthefog]

*o hi sis*

Oh. He's somewhere around here.

[chroimilis]

[ Hello sister. Guess this makes her a princess if she wasn't already one. ]

Define somewhere around here. That's not very helpful in it's current state of information.

[breatheinthefog]

*Nope, just a murderchild.*

I'll find him. The last I saw him, he was muttering about something pointless.

[chroimilis]

[ A murderchild. Well, there's a resemblance at least. ]

Pointless muttering? How uncouth. Then I'll just follow you until you locate him. [ A pause. ] Where are you?

[breatheinthefog]

In front of the hotel. There's nothing else to do.