[video]

[king_of_heroes]

[ Another video transmission starts. This time, you'll find Gilgamesh in all of his glory chillaxing on one of his gaudy looking couches, sipping the red wine he loves so much. You may notice he seems more interested in it than what he's actually talking about. ]

It's come to my attention that some of you mongrels are uneducated about who or what Gods are.

You see, in ancient times, the Gods existed as a means to explain why seemingly random things happened in the world. Floods, drought, blizzards, all sorts of works of nature were believed to be the work of various Gods. Everybody civilization dreamt up different sets of Gods to explain things they simply could not. That's pretty much all they were, originally. And then those poor mongrels thought, maybe if we offered things to them, they'll bless us instead of cursing us. Thus, the worship of the Gods began. The earliest kings were even considers Gods due to how much good they did for their people.

The truth is they are all pretty much worthless and you should discredit them all. Especially those that are still worshipped in this age. I've done my fair share of research, and the Gods are now being abused as means for the various governments of the world to rule over the easily influenced sheep of the world. It's sad, really. To think humanity has fallen so low.

[ After a bit of a pause, he sets the finished glass of wine down and actually turns to address his audience. ]

Ah, but I probably gave the impression that Gods never existed, didn't I? That's not entirely true. I'm living proof that at some point, they did live. I suppose if you want to worship a God, I would be the best choice. I'll happily accept any offerings you wish to pile at my feet. I am, after all, the greatest Hero and King to have ever existed. And I am obviously a better choice than these so called "Goddesses", since I'm real and can actually give you kingly advice. You would be stupid to not choose me over them. Of course, you're free to do whatever you wish. I will not be the one to force your hand. I trust you'll do what is right in the end, won't you?

[ And he'll end the video with one of his charasmatic smiles, as if he's actually trying to sell himself. ]

Comments

[Video]

[king_of_heroes]

Yes, yes. I know all about that religion thanks to a few certain individuals here. And I've already stated that the "Holy Bible" borrows heavily from Ancient Sumerian texts, making it nothing more than a counterfeit that mongrels should be ashamed to follow. They even had the gall to create a character similar to me.

[Video]

[crownedexorcist]

Ah, yes. I remember that. [You're, more or less, bitching about it on the plane that time, right?] Similiar figures was normal, since society pick up on them along the way. Unfortunate they copied you without respect.

[Video]

[king_of_heroes]

And yet that atrocity gets more recognition than I do.

I can't help but feel just a little bitter.

[Video]

[crownedexorcist]

[There, there, Gil.]

Maybe they'll learn in the future?

[Video]

[king_of_heroes]

I doubt it. Mongrels have only shown to become less intelligent over the years. Yes, technology is far more advanced now. That doesn't make up for common sense or knowledge of the past.

[Video]

[crownedexorcist]

There's always a chance they will get better. [Even the more shady ones.] Just try not to brush them off and generalise them?

[Video]

[king_of_heroes]

Whatever.