First victim | video/action

[youngestlust]

[ Hello Prospero, you get to see one (1) Stake of Purgatory giggling because she figured out how to turn this phone. ]

Finally it's workiiing! Such a funny thing this is~. [ Have another giggle. ] But it's not cute at all, that's really a shame.... Oh, is it recording now? Hello~! [ Have a playful wave of her hand. ] I'm really lost here, and that's not really nice! Maybe my prince can come and rescue me~? Kyaa, that would be so niiicee~

[ She smiles again after she ends daydreaming for a bit. ] Yes, you. Over there, help this cutie girl to know where she is, okay?

[ Yes, she was talking to the screen and to anyone watching this... With a playful wink, she ends the feed. ]

Comments

[wweh]

[Ouch. Oh well, he'll still try to flirt as much as he can.]

Your scale's pretty fuckin' inaccurate if you ask me.
I mean COME ON I've got glasses in your human culture that's supposed to make me look smart an' handsome right?
An' my cape is makin 'me look majestic too, right?
So my opinion still stands. Eleven.
[Or a hipster douchebag. Continue with your delusions, Eridan.]

[youngestlust]

Nope, those glasses don't suit you at all~ And that cape is not really cute, so it makes you look really silly.

Still a four.

[wweh]

Silly? Silly?

You very obviously don't know a good catch when you fuckin' see one.

[youngestlust]

Oh, I know it better than anyone, that's why I'm Lust after all. There's no one better than me when it comes to love!

[wweh]

Well for someone who knows all about love you're surely provin' your inexperience with troll romance.

[youngestlust]

Oh, what's that~? It's the first time I heard such thi~ing ♥

[wweh]

[and there was his entry. All he had to do was offer a crash course and he'd be golden for sloppy makeouts. Or so he thinks. Or hopes.]

Well, you see us trolls are completely fuckin' superior to humans in that our romance has four quadrants to it, Coverin' both love an' hate.

[youngestlust]

[ haha sldfns ]

Oh, that's all~? How amusing ♥.

[wweh]

I'd be happy to be offerin' a crash course in it. I've talked to Kar so much about this romance stuff that I'm practically second best at troll relationships.

[youngestlust]

Are you sure that's all your plans~?

[wweh]

That's dependin' on what you're wantin out a' it

[EYEBROW WAGGLE. He's trying oh so hard to put on the charm.]

[youngestlust]

You know, if you want to charm a gi~irl, you will need to work harder than tha~at.

[ A giggle. ]

I can help ♥

[wweh]

Oh, so now you're offerin' to be givin' me a crash course?

See my charm's workin'.

[youngestlust]

As the demon of Lust, no one knows better than me when it comes to relationshi~ips! [ A giggle. ]

Talking with you in funny, so I offered my help ♥.