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[harpbeat]

[It's night. Eater, dressed in his usual, looks distinctly annoyed.]

Alcohol. I want to get some and I want to drink some in the company of people who will not use any feminine words for me like 'babe', ask me what I'm doing in a place like this, or express a desire for me to flash my tits.

I mean, it's not like I don't flash my tits sometimes - a guy who is given breasts should take advantage and I have to say they're pretty nice - I just don't want it to be a required part of my getting wasted experience.

The bar with the creepy bartender is not an option.

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[yewbow]

[...Haha.]

I give you a plus. Even I can't make such a trap.

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[harpbeat]

Thanks.

You don't have anything stored away for an occasion like this, right?

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[yewbow]

Nope. Turns out I'm not very fond of drinking too much, although I could use one myself right now.

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[harpbeat]

Damn. I guess I'll keep looking and throw you a bottle if there's extra.

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[yewbow]

Not necessarily. I can stea-- [WHOOPS.] get one from the bar.

By the way, creepy bartender?

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[harpbeat]

Redhead, too friendly to everyone, history of being a creep. Uryuu something.

Would you really get me one? You're a lifesaver.

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[yewbow]

The name doesn't really ring a bell. Probably someone troublesome.

I make no promise, though. What kind would you like?

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[harpbeat]

Anything strong. Doesn't really matter what, though I like the fruity girly drinks the least.

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[yewbow]

Alright. Where should I bring it?

[BRB Tom Clancy's Epic Stealing Planning.]

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[hellburner]

Sounds good to me. I'm in a good mood, so I might not even charge you for it.

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[harpbeat]

Sweet. What do you have?

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[hellburner]

Ah, let's see...[Rummaging through cabinets time!] Few bottles of rum, couple of red wine, nothin' too fancy.

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[harpbeat]

Rum will do. I'll be joining you for some of that.

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[hellburner]

Fine with me. Where d'you want to meet up?

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[harpbeat]

Where's your place?

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[hellburner]

[Have a hotel room number, because I can't be arsed to remember if I gave her one.]

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[harpbeat]

I'll be seeing you.

[Action sometime after the Archer thread?]

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[athngabla]

Can't say much for the other guys on duty, but I solemnly swear I won't try to get cute with ya.

[Says the bartender who's hopefully not the/a creepy one.]

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[harpbeat]

Thank the gods for that.

[Nah, that'd be Ryuunosuke.]

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[athngabla]

Feel free to head over, the place is [OMITTED OMITTED istheplayerlocationspostupyet?.], we've got a while to go 'till the last call, as well.

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[harpbeat]

Give me about two seconds.

[Regrettably, it takes him longer than two seconds to reach the bar, but he plops down on the bar stool like he'd been exactly on time.]

[action forevs initiated]

[athngabla]

Well, it wasn't quite two seconds, but seems like your legs ain't just for show. Here, first round's my treat.

[So how do you feel about stouts, Eater? Because Lancer's kind of a fan and might assume everyone else is.]

[harpbeat]

[You had him at 'alcoholic beverage'.]

First time we've met and you're already one of the best bartenders I know.

[athngabla]

I try my best, which is to say "treat the patrons like I hope to be treated on off-days."

...That said, I'm not buying all your rounds. Or anyone's, for that matter.

[harpbeat]

Believe me, I don't expect anybody to pay for the number of rounds I'm going to have. Not having hangovers is a fantastic thing.

[Female Eater would like to argue about that.]