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[croibhristeoir]

Ow--!

[Yep, it's this shit again.]

Arturia, please stop moving around so much.

I must protest this, Diarmuid--I know not what has overcome you, but surely you have gone utterly mad!

You are the one not listening to reason. If you did not insist upon moving so much, this would not hurt.

I--ow--seriously doubt this to be true! If you will not cease this, I will be left with no choice but to--ow--either call for aid or personally force you to stop! [She mad.]

[Honestly confused:] Forgive me, but don't you think you may be overreacting a little?

I will show you an 'overreaction', Diarmuid Ua Duibhne, if you do not stop in this futile attempt immediately!

[ooc: WELP ANOTHER JOINT POST. Blue is Saber, green is Diarmuid.]

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[Audio]

[ex_cashcow493]

Please, you must assist me! Save me from this crazed warrior!

[Audio]

[kindofademon]

I'll come help~ Where are you, his place?

[Audio]

[ex_cashcow493]

Yes!

[ Wait. Hold on a moment. ]

What do you think of hair?

[Audio]

[kindofademon]

I'm in favor of having it, personally.

[Audio]

[ex_cashcow493]

Excellent. Then you understand why I am-ow! Diarmuid, is that really necessary!?

[Audio - Action]

[kindofademon]

Ooooone moment~

[He'll just hightail it over to Diarmuid's room. Now, is the door unlocked, or not?]

[Action]

[croibhristeoir]

[FUCK YES IT IS LOCKED GOOD SIR.]

[Action]

[kindofademon]

[KNOCKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN OBNOXIOUSLY.]

[Action]

[ex_cashcow493]

You should answer that.

[ Instead of the alternative - which is to continue brushing her hair. ]

[Action]

[croibhristeoir]

It's Ryuunosuke. [No one else is that annoying.] So no, I think I will finish what I've started here.

[Action]

[kindofademon]

[You're so mean, Lancer.]

[Action]

[ex_cashcow493]

Your refusal reflects poorly on your manners, Diarmuid. 'tis rude to neglect someone who has come to pay you a visit.

[Action]

[croibhristeoir]

Arturia, he is laboring under not only the delusion that you need rescuing from your own knight, but under the far more ridiculous delusion that he and I are friends.

[Action]

[kindofademon]

I heard that, y'know.

[Action]

[ex_cashcow493]

Do you not find it rude to have a conversation with a door in between? Go welcome your guest in, Diarmuid. [ So that she may flee or at least arm herself with a hair dyer or something geez. ] Now go on, allow him in.

[Action]

[croibhristeoir]

You were meant to.

[Annnd back to Saber.]

He is hardly my guest, and I would much rather not.

[Action]

[kindofademon]

Could you listen to her when she's telling you nicely?

[Action]

[ex_cashcow493]

Then should you not deal with the threat of him outside your door? Who knows what he could tell people who pass on by..

[Action]

[croibhristeoir]

[SHUT UP RYUUNOSUKE GEEZ]

I'm sure we'll survive.

[Action]

[kindofademon]

Welp. Time to think of crazy outlandish stories to tell people who pass by!

[Action]

[ex_cashcow493]

What if he says something to damage our reputation?

[Action]

[crownedexorcist]

[And he's there.] Oh, hello, Ryuunosuke.

[Action]

[kindofademon]

Hey, join the party. I should've brought snacks.

[Action]

[crownedexorcist]

How's Saber doing in there?

[Action]

[kindofademon]

She's definitely alive. I don't think we need to break the door down yet.