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ShIt, I ThInK I DoNe wEnT AnD AlL WoKe uP In aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR'S HiVe aGaIn.
I DoN'T MeAn tO Do tHaT ShIt, BuT I GuEsS It jUsT HaPpEnS AfTeR A CrAzY NiGhT Of fAyGo sLaMmInG AnD WiCkEd rHyMe sPiTtInG.
cOuLd aNy oF YoU BrOs tElL A MoThErFuCkEr wHeRe hE CaN FiNd tHe nEaReSt tRaNsPoRtAtIoN DeViCe sO I CaN GeT BaCk tO My oWn mOtHeRfUcKiN' hIvE?
tHaT WoUlD Be cHiLl. :o)

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text.

[h0nk]

Oh, SwEeT.
aNoThEr a pInK StArMoNkEy.
HoW'S It hAnGiNg, BrOtHeR? :o)

[h0nk]

LoOkS LiKe i aIn't tHe oNlY MoThErFuCkEr hErE AfTeR AlL.
'SuP SpIdEr tItS? :O)

[h0nk]

YeAh, SoRrY 'bOuT ThAt sHiT.
kInDa hArD To gEt rId oF An aCcEnT WhEn yOu bEeN AlL UsInG It yOuR EnTiRe lIfE. :o(

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[h0nk]

[ Welp, he figured out how to do it earlier so why not attempt video again. ]

Shit, sis. You for real? I don't want my motherfuckin' fingers to just go fallin' fall off from typing. I kinda need 'em for other shit. Like slammin' Faygos or honking horns.

[h0nk]

HaHa, ThAt's tHe sPiRiT! :o)
BuT I GuEsS ThAt's cOoL.
I MeAn, I DoN'T MiNd aLl hAnGiN' oUt wItH SoMe oF My pInK StArMoNkEy fRiEnDs fOr a wHiLe.
BuT Do yOu kNoW WhErE A BrOtHeR CaN GeT SoMe fUcKiN' wIcKeD ElIxIr?
I'M GeTtIn' KiNdA ThIrStY. :o(

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[theheirofbreath]

sorry man.
this no where near the medium or the veil or anything like that.
you're a troll, right?
not too many people use the word hive.
do you know feferi, vriska, or eridan?

wow how did i fail that badly oops

[hellburner]

[RIDER NO HE'S LIKE THIRTEEN--]

$ure, there$ a bar around here $omewhere. couple block$ from the hotel, i think. ive got no idea where you $howed up exactly, though.

[God damned pirates.]

while my $en$e of direction is e$$entially perfect, i can only do $o much if i dont know where in the city you wound up.

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[playpurrtend]

:(( < ...
:(( < is there any sopor here?

Video

[soulsborderline]

...or maybe you're just as incomprehensible in person.

text.

[caliberill]

[And-- quickly turning off the feed when he notices. His eyes are readjusting to the feed. "Pink-- what?" can be heard as the feed clicks and switches.]

It's going alright, I guess. How are things for you?

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WiSh i cOuLd hElP YoU OuT WiTh tHaT BuT I DoN'T EvEn kNoW WhErE I Am.
OtHeR ThAn sOmEoNe's hIvE. sUrE AiN'T MiNe.
HoPe tHe mOtHeRfUcKeR DoN'T MiNd mE BeInG HeRe.
WoUlDn't wAnT To uPsEt a bRoThEr, YoU KnOw?
GuEsS It wOuLdN'T HuRt tO ExPlOrE.

[text]

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WoW. aRe yOu a mAgIcIaN Or sOmEtHiNg?
It's lIkE YoU Be aLl uP In mY ThInKpAn aNd rEaDiNg sHiT In tHeRe. :o)
Of cOuRsE I KnOw tHeM.
i mEaN NoT LiKe wE'Re sUpEr cLoSe hOmIeS BuT AlL Of tHeM ArE PrEtTy cHiLl.

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[h0nk]

[ Yeah, he just sort of has that quality about him.

At least he isn't too bad on the eyes, right? ]

Uh, okay. Whatever you say, sis.

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AsIdE FrOm bEiNg aLl cOnFuSeD OvEr tHiS WhOlE WaKiNg uP In a hIvE ThAt aIn't yOuR OwN BeE'S WaX, gUeSs i'm pReTtY ChIlL.

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I ain't got no idea about that. But I do hope they got some Faygo. I don't think I can survive without my fuckin' wicked elixirs.

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

!ts okay
!t wouldnt be fa!r for me to ask you to stop
and !f ! can get used to fefer!s typ!ng ! can get used to anyones

[caliberill]

A hive? Oh, you mean waking up here and not where you're from, right?

That's... surprisingly good.

[soulsborderline]

[Ew no he looks like that kid from Soul Eater. Not that Asuka knows what that is.]

Anyway...if I parsed your eye-carcinogen text right, I should probably tell you you're stuck here. This is some kind of alternate reality or something, and anyone actually from here will just ignore you if you tell them you're from outer space or the future or the past or wherever you're from.

[wweh]

wwell wwell
look wwho showwed up here

[cullscuttlefish]

--EVERYON-E is coming )(ere now! T)(is is so --EXCITING! )(i Gamzee! It's Feferi.

And, w)(ale, t)(is plaice kind of likes to keep us )(ere once it gets us. 38(

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NoT LiKe i rEaLlY GoT AnY RoOm tO Be aLl cOmPlAiNg aNd wHaT NoT.
jUsT WiSh wHoEvEr uP AnD KiDnApPeD Me wOuLd'vE GiVeN Me sOmE TiMe tO PaCk tHiNgS. :O(
I'M GoNnA MiSs tHe hElL OuT Of mY HoRn pIlE.

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FeF'S HeRe tOo?
MaN I WoNdEr iF AlL Of mY TrOlL HoMiEs eNdEd uP HeRe tOo.
ThAt'd bE PrEtTy cOoL.
eXcEpT I ThInK We wErE In tHe mIdDlE Of sOmEtHiNg iMpOrTaNt.

[h0nk]

[ Yeah, he's not really looking at her or the screen anymore. It seems he's actually kind of spaced out.

That happens sometimes.

I mean, she could try to yell him out of it but who knows how long it'll actually last. ]

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HoNk. :o)
Am i lAtE To tHe pArTy?
If tHeRe's eVeN A PaRtY AlL Up iN HeRe.
KnEw i sHoUlD'Ve bRoUgHt a pIe.

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

vr!skas here too
and er!dan