[text]

[h0nk]

ShIt, I ThInK I DoNe wEnT AnD AlL WoKe uP In aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR'S HiVe aGaIn.
I DoN'T MeAn tO Do tHaT ShIt, BuT I GuEsS It jUsT HaPpEnS AfTeR A CrAzY NiGhT Of fAyGo sLaMmInG AnD WiCkEd rHyMe sPiTtInG.
cOuLd aNy oF YoU BrOs tElL A MoThErFuCkEr wHeRe hE CaN FiNd tHe nEaReSt tRaNsPoRtAtIoN DeViCe sO I CaN GeT BaCk tO My oWn mOtHeRfUcKiN' hIvE?
tHaT WoUlD Be cHiLl. :o)

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[text]

[playpurrtend]

:33 > YOU!

[h0nk]

WeLl, ShIt.
WhAt's hApPeNiN' mY CaTsIs?
YoU WaKe uP In sOmE OtHeR MoThErFuCkEr's hIvE ToO?
iT AiN'T So bAd bUt tHeY AiN'T EvEn gOt aNy fAyGo aLl uP In hErE. :o(

[playpurrtend]

:33 > don't talk to me like nothing happened!
:33 > this isn't like i just took a catnap and woke up here!
:33 > hisssssssssss

[breatheinthefog]

I didn't understand half of those words.

[h0nk]

HaHa, ThAt's aLl gOoD My lIgHt bLuE FoNtEd hOmIe. :o)
YoU AlWaYs hAvE RoOm tO LeArN.
uNlEsS YoU DoN'T WaNnA Be aLl gEtTiNg yOuR ThInKpAn oN.
tHaT'S CoOl tOo.

[breatheinthefog]

There you go again. What's a homie, and why am I yours?

video / text.

[caliberill]

[Give him a minute. He's still trying to read it--Latin and capital letters are two different subjects. He doesn't know the video is on however, even as he types.]

. . ._

text.

[h0nk]

Oh, SwEeT.
aNoThEr a pInK StArMoNkEy.
HoW'S It hAnGiNg, BrOtHeR? :o)

text.

[caliberill]

[And-- quickly turning off the feed when he notices. His eyes are readjusting to the feed. "Pink-- what?" can be heard as the feed clicks and switches.]

It's going alright, I guess. How are things for you?

[scorpiospider]

[Oh goodie the sopor druggie]

And we're 8ack to the purple 8loods. Hey, Gamzee.

[h0nk]

LoOkS LiKe i aIn't tHe oNlY MoThErFuCkEr hErE AfTeR AlL.
'SuP SpIdEr tItS? :O)

[scorpiospider]

Watching some actual trolls get sucked in for once.

Text

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

oh wow
there are so many of you guys show!ng up lately
your accent !s a l!ttle hard to read though

[h0nk]

YeAh, SoRrY 'bOuT ThAt sHiT.
kInDa hArD To gEt rId oF An aCcEnT WhEn yOu bEeN AlL UsInG It yOuR EnTiRe lIfE. :o(

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

!ts okay
!t wouldnt be fa!r for me to ask you to stop
and !f ! can get used to fefer!s typ!ng ! can get used to anyones

Video

[soulsborderline]

Are you seriously typing like that on a phone? Your thumbs will fall off.

Video

[h0nk]

[ Welp, he figured out how to do it earlier so why not attempt video again. ]

Shit, sis. You for real? I don't want my motherfuckin' fingers to just go fallin' fall off from typing. I kinda need 'em for other shit. Like slammin' Faygos or honking horns.

[text]

[hellburner]

oh $hit are we all doing thi$ font thing again

haven't $een anyone write like that yet though

anyway i have no idea if there$ a way back, i doubt there i$ yet

[h0nk]

HaHa, ThAt's tHe sPiRiT! :o)
BuT I GuEsS ThAt's cOoL.
I MeAn, I DoN'T MiNd aLl hAnGiN' oUt wItH SoMe oF My pInK StArMoNkEy fRiEnDs fOr a wHiLe.
BuT Do yOu kNoW WhErE A BrOtHeR CaN GeT SoMe fUcKiN' wIcKeD ElIxIr?
I'M GeTtIn' KiNdA ThIrStY. :o(

[text]

[theheirofbreath]

sorry man.
this no where near the medium or the veil or anything like that.
you're a troll, right?
not too many people use the word hive.
do you know feferi, vriska, or eridan?

[text]

[h0nk]

WoW. aRe yOu a mAgIcIaN Or sOmEtHiNg?
It's lIkE YoU Be aLl uP In mY ThInKpAn aNd rEaDiNg sHiT In tHeRe. :o)
Of cOuRsE I KnOw tHeM.
i mEaN NoT LiKe wE'Re sUpEr cLoSe hOmIeS BuT AlL Of tHeM ArE PrEtTy cHiLl.

[wweh]

wwell wwell
look wwho showwed up here

[h0nk]

HoNk. :o)
Am i lAtE To tHe pArTy?
If tHeRe's eVeN A PaRtY AlL Up iN HeRe.
KnEw i sHoUlD'Ve bRoUgHt a pIe.

[cullscuttlefish]

--EVERYON-E is coming )(ere now! T)(is is so --EXCITING! )(i Gamzee! It's Feferi.

And, w)(ale, t)(is plaice kind of likes to keep us )(ere once it gets us. 38(

[h0nk]

Oh sHiT.
wHaT ThE FuCk iS Up mY FiShYsIs? :o)
YeAh, SoMeOnE WiTh oRaNgE TeXt wAs aLl tElLiNg mE YoU AnD ErIdAn AnD SpIdErTiTs wErE AlL Up iN ThIs pLaCe tOo.
GuEsS ThAt's pReTtY SwEeT.
oH, aNd nEpEtA ToO. bUt sHe sEeMs pReTtY WeIrDeD OuT. :o(
So wE'Re aLl tRaPpEd uP In tHiS MoThErFuCkEr lOoKiNg lIkE SoMe pInK StArMoNkEyS?
tHe mIrAcLeS JuSt nEvEr sToP.