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ShIt, I ThInK I DoNe wEnT AnD AlL WoKe uP In aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR'S HiVe aGaIn.
I DoN'T MeAn tO Do tHaT ShIt, BuT I GuEsS It jUsT HaPpEnS AfTeR A CrAzY NiGhT Of fAyGo sLaMmInG AnD WiCkEd rHyMe sPiTtInG.
cOuLd aNy oF YoU BrOs tElL A MoThErFuCkEr wHeRe hE CaN FiNd tHe nEaReSt tRaNsPoRtAtIoN DeViCe sO I CaN GeT BaCk tO My oWn mOtHeRfUcKiN' hIvE?
tHaT WoUlD Be cHiLl. :o)

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GaMzEe iS My nAmE
AnD FaYgO'S My dRiNk
AlL ThE FrUiTy fLaVoR Is dRiViNg mE CrAzY
Or mAyBe i'm jUsT LaZy
So gIvE Me a bReAk
TiMe oUt
TiMe tO SlAm aNoThEr cOlD ElIxIr
GeT My fIx tHeN I'M BaCk fOr rOuNd tWo
LeAvE ThE SuCkErS In tHe dUsT LiKe tHeY
EaTiN' hOoVeBeAsT StEw


Aw, ShIt. I'M SoRrY, bRo.
DiDn't mEaN To bReAk iNtO A SpOnTaNeOuS FrEeStYlE LiKe tHaT.
ShIt jUsT Be aLl uP In mY MiNd aNd fLoWiNg aLl tHe tImE.
WhEn iT HaS To cOmE OuT, iT JuSt hAs tO, yOu kNoW?
AnD I ReMeMbEr sOmEtHiNg aBoUt a gAmE BuT I DoN'T ReMeMbEr eVeR AcTuAlLy gEtTiNg tO PlAy iT.

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[theheirofbreath]

hehehe
no way!
that was awesome!
you should meet my friend dave. he is all about sick rhymes.
anyway, it sounds like you're from about the same time as vriska.
did anyone explain this place to you yet?

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ThAnKs a lOt, BrO.
It mEaNs a mOtHeRfUcKiN' lOt tO Me.
AnD I'D Be dOwN FoR ThAt. ThE MoRe tHe mErRiEr, RiGhT? :O)
A FeW PeOpLe dId bUt iT'S CoOl, I KiNa lIkE ThE WhOlE MyStErIoUs mIrAcLeS ShIt tHaT'S AlL FlYiNg aRoUnD AnD SmAcKiNg uS ArOuNd.

[theheirofbreath]

this place is actually pretty simple.
you can live at the hotel for free.
every night at midnight time stops for an hour and all the locals turn into coffins.
there's a bunch of roaming monsters called shadows that we have to fight so we can level up.
and we all get this neat summon thing called a persona to help us.

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HoTeL?
wAiT, iS ThAt wHeRe i aM?
aNd hErE I ThOuGhT I CrAsHeD At sOmE OtHeR MoThErFuCkEr's hIvE.
aT LeAsT I KnOw wHaT ThE DeAl iS NoW.
sO, tHiS Is lIkE SoMe oThEr cRaZy gAmE ThEn?
SoUnDs lIkE MoThErFuCkIn' FuN. :O)

[theheirofbreath]

you got it!
i figure we'll all get out of here once we figure out how to beat the game.
and yeah, it is kind of fun.

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YeAh, It'd bE GrEaT To gEt bAcK To mY OwN HiVe.
I DoN'T WaNt mY WiCkEd eLiXiRs aLl gOiNg tO WaStE. :O(
So wAs tHaT WhAt vRiSkA MeAnT By wReCkIn' ShIt?
GuEsS I AiN'T So aGaInSt iT If iT'S JuSt a mOtHeRfUcKiN' gAmE.

[theheirofbreath]

i'm pretty sure we'll all get out of here once we win.
oh, and apparently there's a boss fight every month.
on the full moon.
so you should probably try to get your persona as soon as possible.

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YeAh, SoUnDs pReTtY ImPoRtAnT To gEt aNyWhErE In tHe gAmE.
BuT HoW DoEs a bRoThEr gO AbOuT AlL GeTtInG HiS MoThErFuCkIn' PeRsOnA?

[theheirofbreath]

it's easy!
you just have to go out during the dark hour and fight shadows until you get in trouble.
then your persona will show up to help you.