[text]

[h0nk]

ShIt, I ThInK I DoNe wEnT AnD AlL WoKe uP In aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR'S HiVe aGaIn.
I DoN'T MeAn tO Do tHaT ShIt, BuT I GuEsS It jUsT HaPpEnS AfTeR A CrAzY NiGhT Of fAyGo sLaMmInG AnD WiCkEd rHyMe sPiTtInG.
cOuLd aNy oF YoU BrOs tElL A MoThErFuCkEr wHeRe hE CaN FiNd tHe nEaReSt tRaNsPoRtAtIoN DeViCe sO I CaN GeT BaCk tO My oWn mOtHeRfUcKiN' hIvE?
tHaT WoUlD Be cHiLl. :o)

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[text]

[playpurrtend]

:33 > YOU!

[breatheinthefog]

I didn't understand half of those words.

[h0nk]

WeLl, ShIt.
WhAt's hApPeNiN' mY CaTsIs?
YoU WaKe uP In sOmE OtHeR MoThErFuCkEr's hIvE ToO?
iT AiN'T So bAd bUt tHeY AiN'T EvEn gOt aNy fAyGo aLl uP In hErE. :o(

[playpurrtend]

:33 > don't talk to me like nothing happened!
:33 > this isn't like i just took a catnap and woke up here!
:33 > hisssssssssss

[h0nk]

HaHa, ThAt's aLl gOoD My lIgHt bLuE FoNtEd hOmIe. :o)
YoU AlWaYs hAvE RoOm tO LeArN.
uNlEsS YoU DoN'T WaNnA Be aLl gEtTiNg yOuR ThInKpAn oN.
tHaT'S CoOl tOo.

[breatheinthefog]

There you go again. What's a homie, and why am I yours?

[h0nk]

Uh wHaT?
i tHiNk yOu lOsT Me tHeRe, CaTsIs.
dId i fOrGeT YoUr wRiGgLiNg dAy aGaIn?

[h0nk]

EvErYoNe's a hOmIe.
YoU'Re mY HoMiE.
sHe's mY HoMiE.
hE'S My hOmIe.
We'rE AlL HoMiEs hErE.
tHaT'S OnE Of tHe mIrAcLeS Of lIfE AnD ShIt.

[playpurrtend]

:33 < you killed equius!
:33 < and then me!
:33 < i am NOT your catsis!

[breatheinthefog]

I still don't understand. It sounds pointless.

You didn't get lost. You were taken.

[h0nk]

YoU FeElIn' OkAy cAtSiS?
bEcAuSe i'm pReTtY SuRe i dOn't rEmEmBeR KiLlInG AnY MoThErFuCkErS.

[h0nk]

TaKeN?
sO SoMe mOtHeRfUcKeR JuSt aLl uP AnD ToOk mE FrOm mY HiVe?
WeLl, ShIt.
He cOuLd hAvE At lEaSt tOlD Me sO I CoUlD PaCk uP SoMe oF My cOlD WiCkEd eLiXiRs aNd pIeS.

[playpurrtend]

:33 > don't try to hide it!

[breatheinthefog]

Everyone with one of these phone devices was taken. Nobody knows why, or by whom.

You're different now, maybe. You'll be closer to normal when the moon glows green. Probably.

[video]

[h0nk]

[ And then Gamzee being the master of technology he is, accidentally hits the video button! He's a bit surprised at first, but hey, it beats typing. ]

You know I ain't got nothing to hide, sis.

[h0nk]

WhOa, YoU'Re rIgHt.
DiDn't eVeN NoTiCe 'TiL YoU WeNt aNd PoInTeD It oUt.
I'M AlL PiNk aNd sQuIsHy lIkE A StArMoNkEy nOw.
JuSt aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKiN' mIrAcLe.

[breatheinthefog]

Starmonkey?

video / text.

[caliberill]

[Give him a minute. He's still trying to read it--Latin and capital letters are two different subjects. He doesn't know the video is on however, even as he types.]

. . ._

[scorpiospider]

[Oh goodie the sopor druggie]

And we're 8ack to the purple 8loods. Hey, Gamzee.

Text

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

oh wow
there are so many of you guys show!ng up lately
your accent !s a l!ttle hard to read though

[video]

[playpurrtend]

:33 > ...you look less crazy than when i saw you
:33 > but that could be a trap!

Video

[soulsborderline]

Are you seriously typing like that on a phone? Your thumbs will fall off.

[text]

[hellburner]

oh $hit are we all doing thi$ font thing again

haven't $een anyone write like that yet though

anyway i have no idea if there$ a way back, i doubt there i$ yet

[video]

[h0nk]

[ All the confused faces, all of them. ]

Still not sure what you're talkin' about. Do I really look like a motherfucker that'd just all up and kill some of his best friends? Maybe you've been hittin' the Sopor a little too much.

[h0nk]

YeAh, YoU KnOw.
ThEy bE AlL LoOkIn' LiKe tRoLlS 'cEpT ThEy dOn't hAvE No hOrNs aNd tHeIr sKiN'S AlL PiNk.