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ShIt, I ThInK I DoNe wEnT AnD AlL WoKe uP In aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR'S HiVe aGaIn.
I DoN'T MeAn tO Do tHaT ShIt, BuT I GuEsS It jUsT HaPpEnS AfTeR A CrAzY NiGhT Of fAyGo sLaMmInG AnD WiCkEd rHyMe sPiTtInG.
cOuLd aNy oF YoU BrOs tElL A MoThErFuCkEr wHeRe hE CaN FiNd tHe nEaReSt tRaNsPoRtAtIoN DeViCe sO I CaN GeT BaCk tO My oWn mOtHeRfUcKiN' hIvE?
tHaT WoUlD Be cHiLl. :o)

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[breatheinthefog]

There you go again. What's a homie, and why am I yours?

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EvErYoNe's a hOmIe.
YoU'Re mY HoMiE.
sHe's mY HoMiE.
hE'S My hOmIe.
We'rE AlL HoMiEs hErE.
tHaT'S OnE Of tHe mIrAcLeS Of lIfE AnD ShIt.

[breatheinthefog]

I still don't understand. It sounds pointless.

You didn't get lost. You were taken.

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TaKeN?
sO SoMe mOtHeRfUcKeR JuSt aLl uP AnD ToOk mE FrOm mY HiVe?
WeLl, ShIt.
He cOuLd hAvE At lEaSt tOlD Me sO I CoUlD PaCk uP SoMe oF My cOlD WiCkEd eLiXiRs aNd pIeS.

[breatheinthefog]

Everyone with one of these phone devices was taken. Nobody knows why, or by whom.

You're different now, maybe. You'll be closer to normal when the moon glows green. Probably.

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WhOa, YoU'Re rIgHt.
DiDn't eVeN NoTiCe 'TiL YoU WeNt aNd PoInTeD It oUt.
I'M AlL PiNk aNd sQuIsHy lIkE A StArMoNkEy nOw.
JuSt aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKiN' mIrAcLe.

[breatheinthefog]

Starmonkey?

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YeAh, YoU KnOw.
ThEy bE AlL LoOkIn' LiKe tRoLlS 'cEpT ThEy dOn't hAvE No hOrNs aNd tHeIr sKiN'S AlL PiNk.

[breatheinthefog]

Oh. Like humans, then.

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Oh, YeAh.
NeVeR CoUlD ReMeMbEr tHe rIgHt nAmE.
hOnK. :O)

[breatheinthefog]

Honk?

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HoNk hOnK! :O)

[breatheinthefog]

You make the least sense out of anyone I have ever seen. You don't dance around like an idiot, do you?

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Aw, CoMe oN.
yOu cAn't jUsT AnD DiSs a bRoThEr's dAnCiNg aBiLiTiEs oUt oF NoWhErE LiKe tHiS.
i cAn dO A MeAn nUb wRiGgLe.

[breatheinthefog]

That's a yes.

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YeAh, YoU GoT Me.
I'M A MaStEr tRoLl aT SpItTiN' sIcK AsS RhYmEs tHoUgH. :o)

[breatheinthefog]

Like?

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WeLl, ShIt.
I'D ThRoW DoWn sOmE FuNkY AsS RhYmEs rIgHt nOw bUt i dOn't bE HaViNg mY FrEsH BeAtS.
kInDa mAkEs iT HaRd fOr a mOtHeRfUcKeR To aCcOmPlIsH. :o(

sorry, she's a little... strange

[breatheinthefog]

Explain fresh beats. What are they and why do you need them?

Implying Gamzee isn't even stranger.

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FrEsH BeAtS ArE MaGiCaL, mAn.
ThErE AiN'T Be nO WaY To gO AbOuT ExPlAiNiNg tHeM.
tHeY JuSt hApPeN.
LaYiNg dOwN ThE RhYmEs wItHoUt tHeM WoUlD Be pOiNtLeSs.
WoUlDn't hAvE AnY SoUl bEhInD ThEm.
BuT If i cAn fInD A HuSkToP, iT MiGhT Be pOsSiBlE. :o)

True.

[breatheinthefog]

So it's noise again? You should ask Albedo.

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WeLl, I GuEsS SoMe mOtHeRfUcKeRs mIgHt bE AlL CaLlIn' It nOiSe.
BuT ThEy jUsT DoN'T GeT ThE FuNkY FrEsHnEsS AnD MiRaClEs a bEaT CaN PrOdUcE. :O)
CaN'T I EvEr hEaRd oF ThE MoThErFuCkEr, BuT If hE'S A BeAtBrO ThEn i'vE GoTtA GeT In tOuCh wItH HiM.

[breatheinthefog]

You'll see him. Sooner or later. He stands out.