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[h0nk]

ShIt, I ThInK I DoNe wEnT AnD AlL WoKe uP In aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR'S HiVe aGaIn.
I DoN'T MeAn tO Do tHaT ShIt, BuT I GuEsS It jUsT HaPpEnS AfTeR A CrAzY NiGhT Of fAyGo sLaMmInG AnD WiCkEd rHyMe sPiTtInG.
cOuLd aNy oF YoU BrOs tElL A MoThErFuCkEr wHeRe hE CaN FiNd tHe nEaReSt tRaNsPoRtAtIoN DeViCe sO I CaN GeT BaCk tO My oWn mOtHeRfUcKiN' hIvE?
tHaT WoUlD Be cHiLl. :o)

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[soulsborderline]

[Ew no he looks like that kid from Soul Eater. Not that Asuka knows what that is.]

Anyway...if I parsed your eye-carcinogen text right, I should probably tell you you're stuck here. This is some kind of alternate reality or something, and anyone actually from here will just ignore you if you tell them you're from outer space or the future or the past or wherever you're from.

[h0nk]

[ Yeah, he's not really looking at her or the screen anymore. It seems he's actually kind of spaced out.

That happens sometimes.

I mean, she could try to yell him out of it but who knows how long it'll actually last. ]

[soulsborderline]

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[click]

[h0nk]

[ Eventually he snaps out of it. Only to notice the black screen. Oh. ]

Shit, didn't even get to tell her that her motherfuckin' hair was on fire. Oh well.