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ShIt, I ThInK I DoNe wEnT AnD AlL WoKe uP In aNoThEr mOtHeRfUcKeR'S HiVe aGaIn.
I DoN'T MeAn tO Do tHaT ShIt, BuT I GuEsS It jUsT HaPpEnS AfTeR A CrAzY NiGhT Of fAyGo sLaMmInG AnD WiCkEd rHyMe sPiTtInG.
cOuLd aNy oF YoU BrOs tElL A MoThErFuCkEr wHeRe hE CaN FiNd tHe nEaReSt tRaNsPoRtAtIoN DeViCe sO I CaN GeT BaCk tO My oWn mOtHeRfUcKiN' hIvE?
tHaT WoUlD Be cHiLl. :o)

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Oh sHiT.
wHaT ThE FuCk iS Up mY FiShYsIs? :o)
YeAh, SoMeOnE WiTh oRaNgE TeXt wAs aLl tElLiNg mE YoU AnD ErIdAn AnD SpIdErTiTs wErE AlL Up iN ThIs pLaCe tOo.
GuEsS ThAt's pReTtY SwEeT.
oH, aNd nEpEtA ToO. bUt sHe sEeMs pReTtY WeIrDeD OuT. :o(
So wE'Re aLl tRaPpEd uP In tHiS MoThErFuCkEr lOoKiNg lIkE SoMe pInK StArMoNkEyS?
tHe mIrAcLeS JuSt nEvEr sToP.

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We nEaRlY GoT ThE WhOlE GaNg hErE ThEn.
ToO BaD My bEsT MoThErFuCkIn' FrIeNd oR TaVbRo aIn't aLl uP In hErE To sHaRe tHe mIrAcLeS BeInG ThRoWn iN OuR FaCeS. :O(

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

maybe theyll show up too
you never know
th!s place !s we!rd l!ke that

[scorpiospider]

Watching some actual trolls get sucked in for once.

[cullscuttlefish]

I t)(ink Nepeta was just scared. Waking up in a new body is pretty strange! It's kind of startling at first. She'll be fine!

But no, I t)(ink t)(is plaice is pretty full of miracles. I t)(ink )(aving magic and all is so awesome! We reely )(ave to go out and wake up you two's Perc)(sonas. It's going to be so great!

[breatheinthefog]

Oh. Like humans, then.

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[theheirofbreath]

yeah, they're pretty cool.
i'm john.
are you from before or after you guys started playing the game?

[h0nk]

Oh, YeAh.
NeVeR CoUlD ReMeMbEr tHe rIgHt nAmE.
hOnK. :O)

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YeAh, AbOuT ThAt.
I DoN'T ExAcTlY Be lOoKiNg aLl lIkE My mOtHeRfUcKiN' tRoLl sElF AnYmOrE.
nOt sUrE HoW It hApPeNeD BuT I'M A StArMoNkEy nOw?
WhIcH I GuEsS Is oKaY BuT I KiNdA Be mIsSiN' mY HoRnS. :O(

[breatheinthefog]

Honk?

[scorpiospider]

Eh, just wait.
It's only an hour 8ut maaaaaaaan if it isn't glorious. Especially once you get your Persona and start wrecking shit with 8oth claws and a Persona.

[h0nk]

ThAt's jUsT HoW MiRaClEs wOrKs. :o)
So i gUeSs iF YoU'Re aLl fRiEnDlY WiTh mY FeLlOw tRoLlS ThErE AiN'T No rEaSoN We cAn't bE ToO.
i'm gAmZeE.

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GaMzEe iS My nAmE
AnD FaYgO'S My dRiNk
AlL ThE FrUiTy fLaVoR Is dRiViNg mE CrAzY
Or mAyBe i'm jUsT LaZy
So gIvE Me a bReAk
TiMe oUt
TiMe tO SlAm aNoThEr cOlD ElIxIr
GeT My fIx tHeN I'M BaCk fOr rOuNd tWo
LeAvE ThE SuCkErS In tHe dUsT LiKe tHeY
EaTiN' hOoVeBeAsT StEw


Aw, ShIt. I'M SoRrY, bRo.
DiDn't mEaN To bReAk iNtO A SpOnTaNeOuS FrEeStYlE LiKe tHaT.
ShIt jUsT Be aLl uP In mY MiNd aNd fLoWiNg aLl tHe tImE.
WhEn iT HaS To cOmE OuT, iT JuSt hAs tO, yOu kNoW?
AnD I ReMeMbEr sOmEtHiNg aBoUt a gAmE BuT I DoN'T ReMeMbEr eVeR AcTuAlLy gEtTiNg tO PlAy iT.

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

!m sakurako
n!ce to meet you gamzee!

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YoU GoT A PoInT ThErE.
i wAs aLl cOnFuSeD FoR LiKe hAlF A SeCoNd wHeN I FiNaLlY ReAlIzEd iT.

WaIt, MaGiC? pErSoNa? WhAt cRaZy mIrAcLeS ArE YoU TaLkIn' AbOuT NoW? fIlL A BrOtHeR In!

[h0nk]

HaNg oN, sIs.
WhY WoUlD I WaNnA Be aLl uP AnD WrEcKiNg sHiT?

[scorpiospider]

It's fun?

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HaHa, SaMe hErE.
aLwAyS CoOl tO Be aBlE To mEeT NeW PeOpLe.

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

so
what k!nds of stuff do you do for fun gamzee

[h0nk]

HoNk hOnK! :O)

[breatheinthefog]

You make the least sense out of anyone I have ever seen. You don't dance around like an idiot, do you?

[h0nk]

I DoN'T KnOw aBoUt tHaT.
cAn't wE JuSt kIcK BaCk aNd sLaM SoMe fAyGoS?

[h0nk]

FuN, hUh?
WeLl, I HaVe sOmE WiCkEd rAp bAtTlEs wItH TaVbRo.
Or jUsT ChIlL WiTh mY BeSt fRiEnD KaRkAt aNd tAlK AbOuT WhAtEvEr.
AnD SoMeTiMeS I JuSt kIcK BaCk aNd sLaM A CoLd bOtTlE Or tWo.

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

rap battles?
have you ever tr!ed karaoke?
!ts my favor!te th!ng !n the world
except for cheerlead!ng and shopp!ng

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[theheirofbreath]

hehehe
no way!
that was awesome!
you should meet my friend dave. he is all about sick rhymes.
anyway, it sounds like you're from about the same time as vriska.
did anyone explain this place to you yet?