tvk | Five [Action/Video] And so begins the 'TVK is unconscious for two weeks' event

[Hello, Prospero. It's time for a short lesson in Spark biology, so sit yourselves down.

It should be no surprise that Spark brains are a bit differently wired than the brains of normal humans. Why does this matter right now? The way they're wired, science and sex are inextricably linked up. They produce the same arousal state and light up the same reward pathways. In short, they activate the same areas in the brain that set off that lovely 'sexy thoughts make you pass out' caveat on this event.

What does this mean?

You can find Klaus passed out in a variety of amusing locations today. He was out the moment the event started and has been blinking in and out of consciousness all day. His Spark may be damped down, but his brain is still wired the same way.

This sucks.]

A; School, Midday [Action]

[Biology class is weird today. Why? Well, it's not the topic, because this class is in the middle of learning all about the wonders of muscles (bet you thought it was going to be the reproductive system, you terrible people). No, this class is weird because the teacher passed out over his desk about five minutes in and as yet hasn't woken up.

Students, feel free to poke him and speculate over whether he's dead or not.]

B; Hotel First Floor Hallway, Late Afternoon [Action]

[Oh come on he was just thinking off-hand about how to improve on Ada's improvements to his lightning sword. OH WELL. Hotel residents, there is a large man blocking the hallway. Wat do?]

C; Lab, Late Evening [Video]

[Somehow he managed to make it to his lab, then promptly passed out at the SCIENTIFIC POSSIBILITIES and has just now woke up again.

And he isn't pleased.]

Does anyone have any idea what these sudden spontaneous fits of unconsciousness may be linked to? I wouldn't bother asking except they are becoming an extreme inhibitor to getting anything done. The Dark Hour is entirely out of the question for me in the state and if anyone else is experiencing such symptoms they would be advised to stay in tonight as well until a cure can be found.

{ooc: In threads where he's unconscious, I'll wake him up after two or three posts from me, so don't worry about trying to play off a brick wall.}

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[Well that's weird.]

I'll get the intercom.

[Yep. Still out cold. And kind of slipping off the desk.

Uh oh.]

[Gdit Klaus he's trying to get to his room and your large bulk is in the way. Well, to be honest he's more worried then annoyed right now.]

Hey, are you alright?

[First things first, set him back in the chair so he doesn't get a concussion from falling.

...man is heavy.]

[Man is made of pretty much nothing but muscle (LESSON TIE-IN!). Even with his height nerfed a whole foot, yeah, he's going to be heavy.

He also makes a sort of groggy noise. He's not dead! Hooray!]

Sensei? Are you coming to?

[Better get his hands off him, then.]

[Don't be hatin' on his large bulk, okok. We are all different.

Also he would answer but. You know. Unconscious. And still totally in the way.]

[Saori was about to get Sirius's leash from her room when she finds Klaus in the hallway. Sirius in the meantime walks over to investigate. By licking his face of course. Saori shoos him away so she can check on him.]

Baron, are you alright?

[Man, what a way for these two to meet. Of course checking to see if Klaus is ok, and not like...drunk or something.]

[What is a Sensei. Issei stop speaking gibberish you are not helping him.]

arglbl

[Is that even a noise that humans make oh this poor man

maybe he was concussed already]

I think I'd better call the nurse anyway...

[Creeping towards the intercom.]

[Oh ew, he's going to wake up with puppy slobber on his face?

Maybe he'd prefer to just stay comatose.

Which he does.]

[Heh, so his son has finally decided to off his old man. Patricide or not, Klaus's large mass is blocking the hallway, and in her injured state, Miki figures climbing over him would be a bit much. So she swiftly kicks him in the side with her good leg.]

OI! Wake up!

Edited 2012-02-08 23:32 (UTC)

[Of course he isn't drunk. It would take a lot to get a German man this size drunk. No, he's just unconscious, and out pretty cold from the looks of it.

Oh wait, no, that was a noise.

It sounded like... 'blrg'.

Eloquent.]

Hmm...Sirius, be a good boy and keep a watch on the Baron will you? I'll be right back.

[He sits down on next to the Baron's feet and barks. Saori rushes over to the hotel kitchen. Minutes later, she comes out with....a plate of waffles, a fork, and a bottle of maple syrup.]

I'm not sure if this will work but it's worth a shot.

Oh Baron, I made waffles~.

[Such a creeper, Issei.

Klaus sits up, rubbing the bridge of his nose.]

What...

[Bunch of tiny children. Whiteboard smell. Brains.

Oh.]

Did I just... lose consciousness in the middle of teaching?

Yes, I'm afraid you did.

Oh, for-

I'm sorry.

This has been happening since this morning and I had hoped it would have stopped by now.

Many teachers would call in sick.

[Somewhere in the black void that is Klaus's consciousness right now, a single word echoes. Waffles.

There is a light at the end of the tunnel, and it's reflecting off that syrup bottle.]

wrfls?

[CONGRATULATIONS SAORI YOUR MASTER PLAN WORKED

sort of

he's still kind of groggy]

Trust me, compared to past experience this is nothing more than a slight annoyance. Certainly not worth calling in sick over.

[workaholic spotted in his natural habitat

cor this one's a beaut ain't he mate]

Somehow that actually worked....Baron, what happened? You passed out here in the hallway.

[Sirius woofs in agreement.]

... Again?

[SJFODIJFDISJ GOD DAMMIT]

This has been happening since this morning. Don't worry about it.

[Just give him the waffles

right

now]

At the school too? So it was you the kids were talking about during lunch....

This isn't good. Have you been getting enough sleep, food...anyway, do you remember what was the last thing you remember before passing out?

[Oh right. Here's your waffles, Papa Bird.]

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