third curse - oops ☄ video; action

[kitsunemimi]

[ The video screen blips on to Tamamo in the Hotel's kitchen. The phone is placed on the counter and Tamamo is wearing a big smile and waves into the feed. She is wearing a chef's hat and a big white frilly apron. Beside her are several mixing bowls and ingredients already laid out in preparation of this. ]

Hi hi! Welcome, benevolent patrons and esteemed guests, to another episode of Tamamo☆Today!

[ Small curtsey! ]

This is a special episode as yours truly will be making the most ultimate gift for Valentine's Day! Naturally Tamamo is blessed with great skills to accomplish anything, and baking is no hurdle unleaped!

[ Wide grin. ]

Of course one does not need extensive cooking experience to make the ultimate gift! Simply a fond message from the heart is truly the best!

[ Caster will bend forward and lean in close--accidentally (?????) revealing some extra skin from above the apron... ]

Master... I love you!

[ Caster holds this gravure pose for a moment (literally, as her arms are cushioning her chest), gives a playful wink before standing up straight again. ]

See? Deathly effective!

[ A PING! from the oven is heard and Tamamo turns around. ]

Ah! It's time to add the finishing touches!

[ She busies herself off camera for a few moments, until-- ]

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[ Suddenly, Caster on screen!

Suddenly, she's looking panicked and diving over the counter and into the camera!

Suddenly, there's a loud explosion as the camera fades to black!




...

The feed cuts out. ]

Comments

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[athngabla]

Not exactly the kind of sweet I'd prefer being covered in, but it'll do.

[Cheekiness begets cheekiness, as usual.

And now that he's free to open at least one eye he'll do so, giving Caster a look-over.]

You alright? Not that it was particularly dangerous, but...

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[kitsunemimi]

Oh ho! What kind of sweet does the Lancer prefer oozing around in then?

[ She wipes his face pretty hard with the cloth--but at least his face is relatively free from batter. ]

Nnn!

[ Bright smile, big nod. ]

100% fine!

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[athngabla]

[In the end, no matter how much force she applies he's still an alumni of the "built like a brick shithouse" club, albeit one of it's wirier members.]

And completely unsullied to boot. Lucky you.

[He laughs a bit at that. seriously what rank of luck are you packing you fox is it A+?!]

As for your question, let's simply say that "oozing" is far too unpleasant of a word to use when describing them.

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[kitsunemimi]

Ya, you could attribute it to my fox-like reflexes! ♥

[ Cheeky grin, she is full of them. ]

--Eh? But "oozing" is the most appropriate word! Considering what kind of things a man of your hungers might prefer! Kya!

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[athngabla]

I--

[And just like that, he's halfway to dumbfounded before going half-way to exasperated.]

What the hell kind of guy do you think I am?

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[kitsunemimi]

Why, just an ordinary guy, of course!

[ She claps her hands and cants her head ]

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[athngabla]

Ordinary? As much as any of us are, I guess. That still doesn't explain the "oozing" though.

[Okay that's enough of this frosting-beard. Cleanin' up cleanin' up.]