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kitsunemimi[ It's another beautiful spring day out in Prospero, and, you are treated to a kid's playground. But alas, where are the children? Won't anyone please think of the children? At least until a sing-songy, playful-yet-woefully-teasing voice beckons over the peaceful image on the feed: ]
--That's riiiiight! That blonde-haired, red-eyed man says he has candy, chocolate and ice cream in his pockets, and he said he won't share! My~, isn't that rude?!
[ The feed pans over to Gilgamesh, King ofMongrels Heroes, standing dumbfounded at the corner of the playground--WHEN SUDDENLY:
A mob of children make a mad dash for the blonde hero. ]
Zerrg ruuuuuush! Teeheehee~!
[ ...Oh joy. Gilgamesh was simply trying to enjoy a nice afternoon walk through the park because what else do kings do when they aren't trolling or working or anything else and besides he had been locked up inside a crappy jail cell for the past few days. BEING OUTSIDE WAS AMAZING TO HIM. So it kind of goes without saying that he wasn't really paying too much attention to his surroundings. You know, right until he hears the screams and laughter of an incoming ZERG children mob that promptly climb all over him attempting to pull on anything and everything in sight. ]
Gah! What the hell do you little brats think you're doing!? Get off of me this instant!
[ Why do people have to ruin people's days for no good reason? V/V comes running up after those kids. ]
Children! Please leave him alone, you shouldn't be rough with strangers!
[ And as an aside to the direction she thought Tamamo's voice came from: ]
That was mean.
[ The camera shakes with Tamamo laughing, the feed showing a displeased-looking V/V. ]
Niishiihii! A good king should show benevolence to his people, especially children, am I right--uuwahaugh!!--
[ Caster lets out a yelp, tossing the phone to the ground. V/V picks up the phone, dusting off the lens and continues filming, panning the camera over to Caster squatting on a large fence post with her own mob of children tormenting her. The kids can only resist ice cream and treats before theirpack mentality childlike curiosity locks onto Caster's fox tail and ears, as there is a kid now pulling on her tail, while another one is tugging on her ears. ]
--Ow--Ouch! Children, tha--hyaaa!!----that's not a toy!!--NOO!! STOP DON'T LOOK UNDER THERE!!--
[ Caster cries out as one of the kids lifts up the front of her kimono flap, staring down between her legs....
Which, V/V pans the camera quickly to Gilgamesh.
Oh, but does that mean... Yes, good. There's only like three kids still on Gilgamesh--one on his shoulders, hooking his fingers into Gilgamesh's nostrils. Thankfully for Gilgamesh once most of the pack caught sight of FLUFFY TAIL AND EARS they rushed off to heckle the fox girl. The king wastes no time in dusting himself off before making a snide comment, still with dirty kid fingers plugged in his nostrils: ]
Yes, good! Play with the stupid fox girl, not me! She has the candy and treats!
...Ah, but what exactly are you doing with so many children, V/V?
I'm trying to look after them while the daycare manager is away, and that means not letting them just attack people.
Sorry, give me a moment.
[ She hands the phone to Gilgamesh and he brings it right back to the bedlam of Tamamo.
But alas, Tamamo is not there.
Where is she? Why is there a mob of children where Tamamo once stood? Where--ooh, wait, a hand emerges from the sea of children, quickly followed by Tamamo's head, taking a deep breath. Both of her ears are clutched by children and tugged rather painfully-looking. ]
I don't have any candy!! Seriously!! Geez!! Where would I even hide it with what I'm wearing?!?!
[ V/V's going to wade into the crowd of children, giving each one of them a Stern Look in turn.
The camera cuts out. ]
[[ OOC: Joint post between Tamamo, Gilgamesh, & V/V!! One, some, all may respond! Video or action tags are welcome! ♥ ]]
--That's riiiiight! That blonde-haired, red-eyed man says he has candy, chocolate and ice cream in his pockets, and he said he won't share! My~, isn't that rude?!
[ The feed pans over to Gilgamesh, King of
A mob of children make a mad dash for the blonde hero. ]
Zerrg ruuuuuush! Teeheehee~!
[ ...Oh joy. Gilgamesh was simply trying to enjoy a nice afternoon walk through the park because what else do kings do when they aren't trolling or working or anything else and besides he had been locked up inside a crappy jail cell for the past few days. BEING OUTSIDE WAS AMAZING TO HIM. So it kind of goes without saying that he wasn't really paying too much attention to his surroundings. You know, right until he hears the screams and laughter of an incoming ZERG children mob that promptly climb all over him attempting to pull on anything and everything in sight. ]
Gah! What the hell do you little brats think you're doing!? Get off of me this instant!
[ Why do people have to ruin people's days for no good reason? V/V comes running up after those kids. ]
Children! Please leave him alone, you shouldn't be rough with strangers!
[ And as an aside to the direction she thought Tamamo's voice came from: ]
That was mean.
[ The camera shakes with Tamamo laughing, the feed showing a displeased-looking V/V. ]
Niishiihii! A good king should show benevolence to his people, especially children, am I right--uuwahaugh!!--
[ Caster lets out a yelp, tossing the phone to the ground. V/V picks up the phone, dusting off the lens and continues filming, panning the camera over to Caster squatting on a large fence post with her own mob of children tormenting her. The kids can only resist ice cream and treats before their
--Ow--Ouch! Children, tha--hyaaa!!----that's not a toy!!--NOO!! STOP DON'T LOOK UNDER THERE!!--
[ Caster cries out as one of the kids lifts up the front of her kimono flap, staring down between her legs....
Which, V/V pans the camera quickly to Gilgamesh.
Oh, but does that mean... Yes, good. There's only like three kids still on Gilgamesh--one on his shoulders, hooking his fingers into Gilgamesh's nostrils. Thankfully for Gilgamesh once most of the pack caught sight of FLUFFY TAIL AND EARS they rushed off to heckle the fox girl. The king wastes no time in dusting himself off before making a snide comment, still with dirty kid fingers plugged in his nostrils: ]
Yes, good! Play with the stupid fox girl, not me! She has the candy and treats!
...Ah, but what exactly are you doing with so many children, V/V?
I'm trying to look after them while the daycare manager is away, and that means not letting them just attack people.
Sorry, give me a moment.
[ She hands the phone to Gilgamesh and he brings it right back to the bedlam of Tamamo.
But alas, Tamamo is not there.
Where is she? Why is there a mob of children where Tamamo once stood? Where--ooh, wait, a hand emerges from the sea of children, quickly followed by Tamamo's head, taking a deep breath. Both of her ears are clutched by children and tugged rather painfully-looking. ]
I don't have any candy!! Seriously!! Geez!! Where would I even hide it with what I'm wearing?!?!
[ V/V's going to wade into the crowd of children, giving each one of them a Stern Look in turn.
The camera cuts out. ]
[[ OOC: Joint post between Tamamo, Gilgamesh, & V/V!! One, some, all may respond! Video or action tags are welcome! ♥ ]]
