The Velvet Key

[A much tanner Haruhi appears on screen. Despite the look of "vacation" on her, she's very annoyed.]

For the record, if you see an advertisement for a cheap trip to Area 51, avoid it. That was a waste of time. I did not want to be driven out in the middle of nowhere in a run-down bus just to see some fake aliens! Ugh, I should have just stayed here.

So what have I missed? Any more info on those big-bads walking around?

[She's been gone since before the murders, so anything that's happened since then is fair game.]