The Velvet Key

[Gratuity's expression seems quite strained. She's turning her car keys in her hand as she speaks.]

Do you know that a murderer is loose again? I plan to do something about it. Who's with me?

[An extremely annoyed girl is looking at the camera.]

Okay, what am I doing here, and where did this thing come from? Did I get abducted by aliens this time?

[A meowing noise comes from off-screen, and she bends down, picking up a cat in her other arm.]

Don't wander off, Pig.