second curse, first serving! ☄ video
Jan. 16th, 2012 10:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kitsunemimi[ Hello Prospero. Today you are treated to Hyperactive Maid Mode Tamamo! She smiles and waves with a gloved hand. Behind her is a closed wooden door with the sign "BREAK ROOM" on it. ]
Greetings esteemed guests to a new episode of Tamamo☆Today! We're at a special location, in the heart of downtown Prospero City itself, in the most beauuuutiful restaurant that one could set their eyes upon! And, faithful viewers, like Tamamo has promised, here! Your special service!
[ Tamamo sets the camera on something, holding it level as the feed captures her from tip to toe. She twirls in a coquettish manner, running a hand down to smooth out the frills of her skirt. ]
Tadaa~ Kidding! That was especially for you, Master! I hope you were watching. ♥
[ A wink to the camera and a blown kiss before she picks it up again. ]
This is a special episode, that in which Tamamo gets to utterly humiliate some deserving jerk! Surely with this the ratings will skyrocket--
Who's humiliating who, exactly?
[ Just then, the locker door opens up to reveal today's special guest rival with so much swag the ladies simply don't know what to do with themselves! Ladies and gentlemen; Gilgamesh, the King of Waiters. ]
Ah--
You don't honestly expect to win, do you?
[ Tamamo is actually speechless because yeah this actually looks really fitting... ]
Ahh, geez! How tragic for a perfectly great body to be wasted on such a jerk! Never the less! Are you prepared to taste sweet defeat, Blondie?
[ And he'll give a triumphant smirk. His A+ Charisma is totally going to come in handy today. If he can actually manage to not piss anyone off for five seconds. ]
I would be flattered if I didn't already know how handsome I was. Or if it didn't come from such a weird fox girl. Really, what's with your ears?
[ How did he get so close to her in such a short time? Better yet, when did he start tugging at one of her ears? ]
Ara, my ears dear Archer are quite simply--kyaaaaah!!
I guess most people will just consider it part of the costume. I wonder if I should've employed the same tactic. Do teenage girls still go for 'hot guys with cat ears'?
Let go! You, you brute! Barbarian! Disgusting troll!
[ Cue Tamamo freaking the hell out because Goldie is painfully tugging on an ear... ]
You stupid mongrel get your hands off!
[ What's a show without surprises? Boring and predictable, that's what. ]
[ Surprise guest Lancer, clothes set to "dapper", walks out of the locker, surveys the scene, and rolls his eyes. Rapidly, he walks over and grabs Gilgamesh's own ear, smirking at the other servant all the while. ]
You heard the lady, mongrel. You've got to treat your coworkers with respect, after all.
[ From his tone, Gilgamesh is considered anything but a co-worker. ]
Since when has a king ever had to--
[ Oh, great. He was actually enjoying teasing the fox girl until the hound decided to show up and spoil his fun. He'll be slapping Lancer's hand away, eventually letting go of Tamamo's ear with a huff. ]
Hauu. My poor ear! Don't worry ear, you'll get better--
[ Tamamo is going to pet her ear with such a distraught look on her face, almost to the verge of tears. ]
Right, right. I'm supposed to be 'convincing'. Ahem.
[ And suddenly, the unthinkable happens. Gilgamesh gets on one knee, grabs one of Tamamo's hands and presents it with a very gentlemanly kiss. ]
Please excuse my rudeness, madam. You have my word that I will make it up to you in whatever way I am able to do so.
[ Caster cannot believe what is happening. For another instance in her life as a Servant she is completely shocked, to the point where words or coherent thought won't even form. ]
HEH!?
[ Crack. The water in Lancer's brain evaporates in a flash. He is left with no recourse but to stare blankly, disbelieving. ]
[ Granted, he had never interacted with Gilgamesh much outside of Prospero, but this was a Servant who had, ostensibly, gotten along well with that twisted priest for years. ]
[ How in the name of multiple pantheons worth of gods can he actually have manners!? ]
...Who are you and what the hell did you do with Gilgamesh? This isn't more of that shadow doppelganger crap again, is it?
[ If you guessed watching horrible TV shows, you were probably right. Besides, this is just another face of trolling. Being a dick, being overly well-mannered. It's all the same. Anyways, he's satisfied with the results and quickly pulls himself back up, dusting off his apron. ]
Oh, come on. I was cooped up with priest for ten years. What do you think I did during that time to entertain myself?
[ Ah, but the poor fox girl did looked pretty out of it now. And they sort of had a job to do. So he'll just be snapping her out of it with a small tug of the tail as he passes by.]
Come on, the jerk that runs this place is going to start yelling at us if we don't hurry. I'd rather not have to punch someone today.
[ And with that it snaps Caster out of her reverie. ]
Hyaa!! You stupid bleach blonde I'm going to--
[ And the feed cuts out. ]
Greetings esteemed guests to a new episode of Tamamo☆Today! We're at a special location, in the heart of downtown Prospero City itself, in the most beauuuutiful restaurant that one could set their eyes upon! And, faithful viewers, like Tamamo has promised, here! Your special service!
[ Tamamo sets the camera on something, holding it level as the feed captures her from tip to toe. She twirls in a coquettish manner, running a hand down to smooth out the frills of her skirt. ]
Tadaa~ Kidding! That was especially for you, Master! I hope you were watching. ♥
[ A wink to the camera and a blown kiss before she picks it up again. ]
This is a special episode, that in which Tamamo gets to utterly humiliate some deserving jerk! Surely with this the ratings will skyrocket--
Who's humiliating who, exactly?
[ Just then, the locker door opens up to reveal today's special guest rival with so much swag the ladies simply don't know what to do with themselves! Ladies and gentlemen; Gilgamesh, the King of Waiters. ]
Ah--
You don't honestly expect to win, do you?
[ Tamamo is actually speechless because yeah this actually looks really fitting... ]
Ahh, geez! How tragic for a perfectly great body to be wasted on such a jerk! Never the less! Are you prepared to taste sweet defeat, Blondie?
[ And he'll give a triumphant smirk. His A+ Charisma is totally going to come in handy today. If he can actually manage to not piss anyone off for five seconds. ]
I would be flattered if I didn't already know how handsome I was. Or if it didn't come from such a weird fox girl. Really, what's with your ears?
[ How did he get so close to her in such a short time? Better yet, when did he start tugging at one of her ears? ]
Ara, my ears dear Archer are quite simply--kyaaaaah!!
I guess most people will just consider it part of the costume. I wonder if I should've employed the same tactic. Do teenage girls still go for 'hot guys with cat ears'?
Let go! You, you brute! Barbarian! Disgusting troll!
[ Cue Tamamo freaking the hell out because Goldie is painfully tugging on an ear... ]
You stupid mongrel get your hands off!
[ What's a show without surprises? Boring and predictable, that's what. ]
[ Surprise guest Lancer, clothes set to "dapper", walks out of the locker, surveys the scene, and rolls his eyes. Rapidly, he walks over and grabs Gilgamesh's own ear, smirking at the other servant all the while. ]
You heard the lady, mongrel. You've got to treat your coworkers with respect, after all.
[ From his tone, Gilgamesh is considered anything but a co-worker. ]
Since when has a king ever had to--
[ Oh, great. He was actually enjoying teasing the fox girl until the hound decided to show up and spoil his fun. He'll be slapping Lancer's hand away, eventually letting go of Tamamo's ear with a huff. ]
Hauu. My poor ear! Don't worry ear, you'll get better--
[ Tamamo is going to pet her ear with such a distraught look on her face, almost to the verge of tears. ]
Right, right. I'm supposed to be 'convincing'. Ahem.
[ And suddenly, the unthinkable happens. Gilgamesh gets on one knee, grabs one of Tamamo's hands and presents it with a very gentlemanly kiss. ]
Please excuse my rudeness, madam. You have my word that I will make it up to you in whatever way I am able to do so.
[ Caster cannot believe what is happening. For another instance in her life as a Servant she is completely shocked, to the point where words or coherent thought won't even form. ]
HEH!?
[ Crack. The water in Lancer's brain evaporates in a flash. He is left with no recourse but to stare blankly, disbelieving. ]
[ Granted, he had never interacted with Gilgamesh much outside of Prospero, but this was a Servant who had, ostensibly, gotten along well with that twisted priest for years. ]
[ How in the name of multiple pantheons worth of gods can he actually have manners!? ]
...Who are you and what the hell did you do with Gilgamesh? This isn't more of that shadow doppelganger crap again, is it?
[ If you guessed watching horrible TV shows, you were probably right. Besides, this is just another face of trolling. Being a dick, being overly well-mannered. It's all the same. Anyways, he's satisfied with the results and quickly pulls himself back up, dusting off his apron. ]
Oh, come on. I was cooped up with priest for ten years. What do you think I did during that time to entertain myself?
[ Ah, but the poor fox girl did looked pretty out of it now. And they sort of had a job to do. So he'll just be snapping her out of it with a small tug of the tail as he passes by.]
Come on, the jerk that runs this place is going to start yelling at us if we don't hurry. I'd rather not have to punch someone today.
[ And with that it snaps Caster out of her reverie. ]
Hyaa!! You stupid bleach blonde I'm going to--
[ And the feed cuts out. ]
[[ OOC:: This is just a video post; you're more than welcome to tag it and one/two/three of us may respond! But here's a link to the log where the actual serving will happen! Enjoy Prospero! ]]
[[ LEGEND: TAMAMO-NO-MAE, GILGAMESH, & CÚ CHULAINN ]]