The Velvet Key

April and I are planning to schedule our wedding shortly after March. Before we settle on a date, however, we have to finish asking our members of the wedding party about their schedules.

Saori, Beatrice, Mila, Ein, Aengus, Neah, and Setsuna, could you all respond to this message? If we haven't asked you to be an attendant, I'm about to.

If anyone says any word of this to April, they will suffer the consequences.

You all may know that I have trouble with emotions and relationships due to my history. I freely admit to this. The point is that I need advice on this matter-

I'm stalling. Hm.

In a situation where two people have fought together, lived together, and bared their secrets to each other, is there an excuse to advance the relationship more quickly than normal?

...I'm still being vague. This must be nervousness.

I want to marry her. Is this a bad idea?

It should be over now.

I suggest that the next full moon event involve candy and sparkles.

[He says this with a complete lineface.]

[Some of you may have noticed that Ledah was missing from the city yesterday! Well, wonder no more about it, because Ledah is holding up the phone with one shaky hand. Bloodstains are visible on his white cravat and slightly less noticeable on his red robes, and he looks badly shaken.]

...I must really stop dying for people.