The Velvet Key

Good day, Prospero. In light of recent events and the overall feelings of many of us here, I felt as though we could use a bit of cheering up. It is not much, but I offer anyone who would like to a meal and wine. [Just as she says, you can see a bit of her lunch and a bottle of some ~*classy*~ looking wine.] The weather has been quite nice, so it seemed as good a time as any to dine outside.

Of course, you are free to ignore this message. If not, I look forward to dining with you.

[Seeing as how this has been extended to just about everyone here, well, FREE BOOZE THAT'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO BE HAPPY ABOUT RIGHT.]

I apologize for the what must certainly be abrupt, but if anyone has seen Saber [a beat]--the polite and reserved Saber I mean, and Alice, could you kindly tell them to come home? Well, not home I suppose [these sudden familial feelings are really weird], but room 306 at the Bay View Hotel. It'd be improper for them to stay out so late, and I would rather like to eat a good dinner together with my daughters. Alice, Saber, if either of you hear this please come ho--to room 306 so that we may all eat together.

Of course, Archer and Sanaki are welcome to join us. [Though she doesn't bother specifying which Archer this time SURELY HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT BY HIMSELF.] Being able to eat and spend time with your siblings is always a wonderful thing to experience, yes? While I can't really say I recall ever having such a family, it certainly feels like I do, and who would I be to deny such a thing.