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[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

This sort of device never ceases to amaze me... [Hello Prospero, don't mind what sounds like a young girl fumbling with the cell phone. Technology is kind of neat okok.... BUT ANYWAYS, for a little while it's just audio until there's a final click and it switches to video. The girl blinks at the camera, seemingly taking a while to understand what's going on.]

Oh, this is... right, yes, of course! This must be a video. I suppose it's only natural to assume that others will see this. In that case-- [brb seriousing the fuck up] Good afternoon, mademoiselles and messieurs. I apologize for the disturbance, but if I may ask for someone's time I am afraid I have a few questions to ask. Though I currently know of no way to repay such kindness if given to me, I assure you I will find a way. Thank you, and farewell until then.

[She's a bit sloppy with turning off the cellphone though, and a tiny sigh escapes before she manages to shut it off.] And to think I was finally done with my duties...

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[Video]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I've got time. What do you need?

[Video]

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

Ah, well... it is slightly embarrassing, but would you be so kind as to tell me where I am?

[Video]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Prospero, city near the United States. I have no idea how you got here, but I don't know how any of the rest of us got here either, and there are definitely a lot of us who woke up here suddenly.

[Video]

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

The United States...? [Give her a sec, she'll figure it out...] Hm, that would be the New World, yes? To think I've arrived all the way here...

Do you mean to say that we have all been kidnapped?

[Video]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

That would be it.

As long as that's still the word for getting taken out of your homes to a strange place against your will.

[Audio]

[maguskiller.livejournal.com]

Hm?

[Audio]

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

Good day, monsieur. Might I ask if you would you happen to know, ah [what is a way to word this that is not bizarre or awkward] how I am here?

[Well she doesn't quite want to ask HOW WAS I SUMMONED HERE WHEN I'M SUDDENLY HUMAN RIGHT NOW this is an okay way almost ask that right.]

[Audio]

[maguskiller.livejournal.com]

[He lights up a cigarette, admittedly rather weary after the last few days.]

Would you believe 'magic'?

[Audio]

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

... I believe I would need a few more details, but generally speaking yes.

[Audio]

[crownedexorcist]

[Audio because he looks tired.]

Sure, I can try answering your questions.

[Audio]

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

Would it be acceptable to begin with "where am I to stay," then? It is fortunate that I have been informed with the basics, but I am afraid this matter still concerns me.

[Audio]

[crownedexorcist]

There's a hotel here, Bayview Hotel, that give free lodgings for us. It's quite convenient, even if we don't know exactly why it's free.

[Audio]

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

It sounds rather suspicious, but... I suppose it would be rude not to accept such hospitality.

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[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ HEY LOOK IT'S THAT GIRL. ]

What is a [ Sloooowly saying this. ] mademoiselles and messieurs??

[ Also, she may or may not have just butchered both pronunciations. ]

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[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[whoa man

WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN

BLAST FROM THE PAST RIGHT HERE!!!!]

... Archer? [Oh but chances are she wouldn't remember the war right since it's over uhhh ANYWAYS. Politely ignoring that horrible butchering in favor of small talk even though THAT'S HER NATIVE TONGUE GIRL. n__n] They are words for "misses" and "misters" in French.

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[chastehuntress.livejournal.com]

[ A big enough blast to STRIKE THE HEAVENS or some Atalanta noble phantasm bullshit. Except not. Because there are no powers. ]

Hm? [ That much she knows. A name is not easily forgotten, nor is a title properly earned. ] How do you know of my name when you have yet to have met me prior?

[ In fact, this is the first time she's ever replied to someone on this stupid device that she can recall. Logically speaking.. ]

You are an opponent of mine. [ WHOA is that an accusation? Why yes, yes it is. ] One I must have defeated. [ Because REALLY (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-frenchmilitaryvictories.htm). Even Servants of the past know this. ]

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[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[Let's not talk about Noble Phantasms, Joan's would just... kill herself........ AWKWARD.]

I can assure you that I was never an opponent meant for you to fight. [WOW MAN THE FRENCH WON A BUNCH OF SHIT WHEN SHE WAS AROUND after that is another story though.] My role was not meant for battle.

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Saber's exhausted and almost to the point of defeat - the shadows of Servants were not a force to be trifled with. However.. she still finds time to answer questions. ]

One ought to be cautious when seeking help in such a manner. There are those here who will take advantage of it. [ 'I suppose it can't be helped.' Geez Rin, get out of her head. ] My name is Saber and I can answer most if not all of your questions honestly.

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[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

[> Saber
> Saber
> SABER

ALARMS GOING OFF LIKE WHOOAAAA but no before that (because Joan is a good knight!!)]

While I would be most indebted to your help [the slightest of pauses here, almost unnoticeable but] Saber, should you not allow yourself some rest? Forgive me for saying so, but you appear rather exhausted.

video; and then kattu was unlimited fail tags

[ex_cashcow493]

I will rest once these shadows have ceased in making the others feel miserable. [ Quietly spoken. ] You should stay indoors for a while if you are a newcomer.

video; you mean unlimited wonderful tags

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

... while admirable a goal, it would do no good for those you mean to protect if you were to exhaust yourself so thoroughly. [Joan what are you saying I BET YOU'D BE THE SAME!!] I will keep that advice in mind, thank you.

( Voice )

[grapplings.livejournal.com]

[ Messieurs et mademoiselles? Either French or someone trying to sound fancy. ] What would you like to know?

( Voice )

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

It is good to know that so many are willing to help... but in any case, what would you be able to tell of the city? I have heard of the strange hour where creatures arise from the shadows, but is there anything else to know of this place?

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[grapplings.livejournal.com]

[ She already knows that. No need to repeat it. ] There isn't a way out, at least not one I've found yet. [ Days of scouting, wasted. ]

Housing is free. If you find yourself in the need of money, the locals will hire you. If you need a weapon to defend yourself against the shadows, there's a store.

And the food is...passable. [ Clearly, this is important. ] If you don't like American food, it'd suggest cooking your own.

( Voice )

[bodyburning.livejournal.com]

Indeed, it would seem that a weapon will be needed here. [Just when she finished her Holy Grail War too CRIES.] While I certainly am appreciative of such hospitality, I must admit that it would be more a comfort to at least work for it. Work seems to be in order.

To be honest, I have never had, ah... American food. [Food is always important okok.] Should I not find it to my liking though, I believe I can prepare my own.