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UN ☨ AUDIO/VIDEO
This sort of device never ceases to amaze me... [Hello Prospero, don't mind what sounds like a young girl fumbling with the cell phone. Technology is kind of neat okok.... BUT ANYWAYS, for a little while it's just audio until there's a final click and it switches to video. The girl blinks at the camera, seemingly taking a while to understand what's going on.]
Oh, this is... right, yes, of course! This must be a video. I suppose it's only natural to assume that others will see this. In that case-- [brb seriousing the fuck up] Good afternoon, mademoiselles and messieurs. I apologize for the disturbance, but if I may ask for someone's time I am afraid I have a few questions to ask. Though I currently know of no way to repay such kindness if given to me, I assure you I will find a way. Thank you, and farewell until then.
[She's a bit sloppy with turning off the cellphone though, and a tiny sigh escapes before she manages to shut it off.] And to think I was finally done with my duties...
Oh, this is... right, yes, of course! This must be a video. I suppose it's only natural to assume that others will see this. In that case-- [brb seriousing the fuck up] Good afternoon, mademoiselles and messieurs. I apologize for the disturbance, but if I may ask for someone's time I am afraid I have a few questions to ask. Though I currently know of no way to repay such kindness if given to me, I assure you I will find a way. Thank you, and farewell until then.
[She's a bit sloppy with turning off the cellphone though, and a tiny sigh escapes before she manages to shut it off.] And to think I was finally done with my duties...
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WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAN
BLAST FROM THE PAST RIGHT HERE!!!!]
... Archer? [Oh but chances are she wouldn't remember the war right since it's over uhhh ANYWAYS. Politely ignoring that horrible butchering in favor of small talk even though THAT'S HER NATIVE TONGUE GIRL. n__n] They are words for "misses" and "misters" in French.
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Hm? [ That much she knows. A name is not easily forgotten, nor is a title properly earned. ] How do you know of my name when you have yet to have met me prior?
[ In fact, this is the first time she's ever replied to someone on this stupid device that she can recall. Logically speaking.. ]
You are an opponent of mine. [ WHOA is that an accusation? Why yes, yes it is. ] One I must have defeated. [ Because REALLY (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blpic-frenchmilitaryvictories.htm). Even Servants of the past know this. ]
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I can assure you that I was never an opponent meant for you to fight. [WOW MAN THE FRENCH WON A BUNCH OF SHIT WHEN SHE WAS AROUND after that is another story though.] My role was not meant for battle.
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Then how do you know of my name?
[ It was an easy assumption to make. Only Masters and their Servants know of the Holy Grail War, wasn't that the rule? Well no, there was an enforcer involved too.
But who the fuck would put a French babe in that position?]video;
You and I were involved in the same Holy Grail War.
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Nasu would clearly. Does what he wants and gives zero fucks!!]video;
Clearly. [ A shame she doesn't remember. ] Was it a war I achieved victory in then?
[ Putting her on the spot. Atalanta knows she rocked it cause rocking it is what she does best. ]
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[Let's give it an ~*air of mystery*~ i.e. CAN'T DO ANYTHING ELSE WHEN THERE'S JACK SHIT INFO OOPS.]
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I already know I was victorious.
[ So what if she doesn't remember? Servants have an ego and her's rivals Gilgamesh's. It's the Archer class ability: Be a Smug and Overconfident Asshole.
Also her Persona is Ishtar for added insult to Goldilocks.]Losing is something I simply will never do. [ Ego. Ego. Ego. ] Then state your name already.
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If that is what you believe, then that is alright as well. [You Archers are all so funny. n__n] In our war, I was designated as Ruler.
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It is beyond what I believe. It is accurate. [ Just damn, wish she could remember what she wasted her wish on. ] Ruler? I have never heard of such a class name.
[ Plus, the French can't rule for shit. ]
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It is a class given to those who administer rather than actively participate. As I sad, I was never your opponent.
[:( Why you gotta hate on her BELOVED FRANCE like that.]
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Oh. [ SAD SHE NEVER GOT TO FIGHT ARCHER, RIGHT? Okay, it's mean for me to pick on your typos I'M SORRY..... ] Will you bear arms against me in this place then?
[ Archer just really likes competition. Collects all the rivals gently. ]
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