The Velvet Key

[ So if you haven't noticed Okabe's been gone for the past week, off the island in another part of the county. ]

Fwuahaha The rest of this country can't handle a mad scientist like my self!

[ Not that they can't handle it, they just think it's some crazy on the street. Which resulted in being arrested twice. ]

It feels like I've been away longer but the great mad scientist Hououin Kyouma has returned. The organization was even in L.A, running for my life I barely got away.

[ Once again, being over dramatic, what else is new.. ]

[Okabe finally decided to use the video part of his phone, or at least it seemed like it would help get his message out a bit better than just using text. He was taking Kurisu's advice on not sounding like a crazy person or at least trying to.]

The holiday coming up that's nothing more than a waste of money is coming up. I don't trust anything that comes out around this time, it has to be some sort of trick by the organization that makes people fall in to their evil trap.

[Clearly Okabe is failing at the whole “don't sound like a crazy person” advice]

Fwuahaha, they won't fool me. If someone really wanted to take part in this mushy love filled holiday they would just make something them self and give it to said person! [There's a short pause]

Funds are quite low now seeing as I've yet to find a so called job. Mad scientists don't need a job, being a scientist is one in and of it self. My assistant is going to be angry if I don't get her a gift though...