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[This text message goes out during the Dark Hour of the 12th. It's from a newbie.]

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Hello Everybody
Or Anybody Rather
Im Very Confused About A Number Of Things Right Now Not The Least Of Which Being Why I Seem To Be An Earth Human On Earth
But Also Including The Purpose Of This Small Primitive Portable Computer And Who Else Is Able To Access This Network
Id Experiment More But Probably My Most Pressing Problem At This Exact Instant Is The Presence Of What I Would Be Inclined To Describe As A Vast Mob Of Roaming Undead
Though Im Not Completely Out Of My Element Here And Would Like To Think Ive Done Well With A Temporary Solution Which Is Why Im Taking The Time To Type All These Silly Words While Under Attack
But I Guess To Cut To The Chase Somewhat There Is A Question I Really Need To Ask Which Is
Does Anybody Know Where I Can Procure A Functional Chainsaw?
Mine Is Broken And Stuck In Lipstick Mode
The Timing Is Really Apalling And Unlikely Which Is Exactly Why Its So Typical
But Im Camping Out In A Decently Well Sealed Structure For Now And Am If Not Defenseless Then Basically Offenseless
And Would Appreciate Assistance Of Any Kind

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