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[scorpiospider]

[For once, Vriska's posting during the Dark Hour. Yellow eyes were looking almost challengingly at the screen, her blue lips twisted into a frown]

So, all you guys who have that Persona thing awakened... the hell is that supposed to be? It caaaaaaaan't be a part of yourself; that would be just dumb. So what is it?

[You might see that in her face, she looked mildly... disturbed]

And what is that supposed to do aaaaaaaanyway?

Comments

[scorpiospider]

What the hell? Of coooooooourse I'm not. Blue bloods are never ugly.

[assaultedramen]

Aren't trolls supposed to be ugly though? Like warts and long noses? Is it just because you're still a kid troll, like some kind of reverse swan?

[scorpiospider]

Ruuuuuuuude. No, this is what we look like. Gray skin and horns and shaaaaaaaarp claws.

[assaultedramen]

That's good. I guess it's a lot better to look mostly like a human than bein' ugly and have to live under a bridge and eat goats.

[scorpiospider]

Or maybe you guys look mostly like us. I've neeeeeeeever heard of a human before coming here.

[assaultedramen]

I've only heard of ugly trolls! Though you guys are kind of cool looking. Are you sure you aren't a demon or an alien or something? It would make more sense with the horns.

[scorpiospider]

Well, we miiiiiiiight be from a different planet. Our Empress is pretty well known for conquering other planets. Who knows? Maybe she just hasn't gotten to yours yet.

[assaultedramen]

She'd regret it if she did. You aren't some sort of advance scout are you?

[scorpiospider]

I miiiiiiiight be later, but they don't employ trolls six sweeps old. It might be fun!

[assaultedramen]

You're only 6? Wow, it really wouldn't be fair to beat you up now. I guess I'll just have to wait until you're a real invader.

[scorpiospider]

I wouldn't underestimate me. Descendant of the best pirate to sail Alternian seas, Marquise Spinneret Mindfang! And it's only a few sweeps away.

[assaultedramen]

It's good that I'll have a challenging opponent then. I wouldn't want to fight a bunch of wimpy aliens with glued on horns.

[scorpiospider]

Glued on? Hahahaha, I've seen plenty of other trolls gored on each others' horns. That was a good FLARPing session. [Wistful sigh. That had actually been something she had been proud of before someone accused her (rightfully) of using her mind control powers]

[assaultedramen]

A good what?

[scorpiospider]

FLARP! A gaaaaaaaame. Got two trolls I was fighting against to kill each other. [Sigh] My lusus ate really well that day.

[assaultedramen]

Oh, it's one of the nerd games isn't it?

[scorpiospider]

How many "nerd games" often end in expected death of one or more players?

[assaultedramen]

Well you do read about those guys who they find have melted into their chairs all the time. But I guess those aren't expected.