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[scorpiospider]

[For once, Vriska's posting during the Dark Hour. Yellow eyes were looking almost challengingly at the screen, her blue lips twisted into a frown]

So, all you guys who have that Persona thing awakened... the hell is that supposed to be? It caaaaaaaan't be a part of yourself; that would be just dumb. So what is it?

[You might see that in her face, she looked mildly... disturbed]

And what is that supposed to do aaaaaaaanyway?

Comments

[scorpiospider]

Still sucks. I knew I was dying before I came here! So I don't even get God Tier while I'm here? So stupid.

[cullscuttlefish]

Yeah. Shit really sucks.

I don't know. Maybe you get it as part of the whole Persona Package since you had it back home.

[scorpiospider]

Hmph. It would be nice to actually haaaaaaaave it here, though.

[cullscuttlefish]

Who's to say you won't?

[scorpiospider]

Are you stupid, Peixes? I don't have aaaaaaaanything from back home. I tried to make people here punch their own stupid faces a few times and I can't!

[cullscuttlefish]

Did I say you had it right now? Stop treating me like a glubbing idiot, Vriska. I wasn't hatched yesterday.

[scorpiospider]

Well, if you didn't act like it...

[Goddamn this was hot. So much hate]

[cullscuttlefish]

I'm not acting like it. You're just being a huge bitch.

[Yeah, the feeling is mutual. When the hell did this turn into hateflirting?]

[scorpiospider]

I know the difference between me acting like my usual self and you being a spoiled idiot.

[IDEK. Probably a good thing they were over the phone instead of face-to-face]

[cullscuttlefish]

I am not being a spoiled idiot. [Sigh.] You're just trying to piss me off, Vriska.

[Yeah, because if they were face-to-face they'd be alternating between ripping each other's hair out to really angry kissing by now.]

[scorpiospider]

I could say the same for you, Peixes!

[And Vriska has no objections to that]

[cullscuttlefish]

I am not trying to piss you off. You're just trying to make me piss you off. Are you using this as an excuse to hate-flirt with me?

[And Feferi has no objections to it, either.]

[scorpiospider]

Well you are! And who would want to flirt with you, little princess? Saying you want to change how things are done for trolls when you become Empress, make it better, and ignoring what's actually going on. Ha! Now get your cute ass down here before I have to grab that stupidly long hair of yours and drag you into sloppy makeouts.

[... uh, Vriska...]

[cullscuttlefish]

Make me.

[...it's not making you get over there when you get huffy and start going down there anyway, Feferi...]

[scorpiospider]

Easily! [Vriska's just gonna meet you halfway, k? k.]

[cullscuttlefish]

...you. [Is that a fist being thrown? No, it's just a pissed-off princess grabbing at a spider bitch's hair and yanking on it. Hard.]

[scorpiospider]

[Is that a spiderbitch fist? Yep, it is. No fun starting a kismesis without a little tyrian blood flying first]

[cullscuttlefish]

[That fist connects, and while it doesn't break anything, there is going to be a telling bruise on Feferi's cheekbone the next morning and there's a bit of blood coming from her nose. Not that it matters. Feferi hisses, aiming her own punch.]

[scorpiospider]

[And there's now a bruise and a bleeding nose from Vriska. This was a proper kismesis! She laughed, reaching out to yank Feferi forward for a brutal kiss]

[cullscuttlefish]

[For all her sweetness and light, Feferi was still very much a troll, and as such? She thrived on black romance as much as red. And so she tangled her hands in Vriska's hair, biting her bottom lip as she kisses back.]