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[playpurrtend]

[There is a girl who has set up shop in the park. The small stand has a sign at the top.]

FEELINGS AND PROBLEMS

[She even avoided writing 'purroblems'. That is how professional she is right now.

The doctor is in.]

Comments

[playpurrtend]

There's no help fur that.

[enjoymyatelier]

Then why bother categorizing it to begin with? Particularly when you're talking to humans, who aren't going to understand your bizarre alien terminology when you're shouting about them about how kismeses don't kill moirails or something along those lines.

[playpurrtend]

Has someone been shouting that in purrticular at you?

[enjoymyatelier]

The obnoxious one who draws out her words for no apparent reason. It only happened once, but it was rather memorable.

[mostly because PERSONA GET, but anyway.]

[playpurrtend]

Oh. That's Vriskers. So, you did something to Diarmuid and she got upset over it because she likes Issei and Issei and Diarmuid are the closest of meowrails. Just because you and Issei hate each other doesn't give you the right.

[enjoymyatelier]

Apparently. I have no actual memory of ever killing that person, and when it supposedly happened it would have been a context where I would have absolutely no idea who Issei is, so it's not that it happened out of spite. We have enough to hate each other for already, I'm sure.

[playpurrtend]

Hm... I guess that makes you a good kismesis, if that didn't really happen.

[enjoymyatelier]

...I suppose I'll take that as a compliment.

[playpurrtend]

I have purrfect faith in you.

[enjoymyatelier]

Really, though, what does that sort of thing entail? Aside from strong negative feelings, of course.

[playpurrtend]

It depends on the purrticular caliginous couple - definitely insults, some trolls fight all the time and some just like to one-up each other and purrove their superiority. Some don't even fill pails unless the imperial drones are around and they need to, and some can't keep their clothes on. Do what your hate tells you!

[enjoymyatelier]

Hmm, I see. Then it seems to be going fairly well thus...

...

[wait

pails

what

he doesn't even pass out because really that is the least sexy mental image ever]

...that... was more than I ever needed to know about alien reproduction.

[playpurrtend]

Sorry.

[She looks genuinely contrite.]

[enjoymyatelier]

...Regardless, I seem to be on track.

[playpurrtend]

Purrfect. If you ever need any help, just ask me. Black feelings can get purretty complicated, but you're doing really well so far.

[enjoymyatelier]

I suppose I will. You've actually been surprisingly helpful in this regard-you didn't happen to mention your name, did you?

[playpurrtend]

Nepeta! Nepeta Leijon.

[enjoymyatelier]

Very well then, Nepeta. I doubt I'll have any problems, but I suppose I'll track you down in the unlikely event that I need advice on this sort of thing.

[...except he's going to regret every part of this once the event's over...]

[playpurrtend]

[Too late, you're on the shipping wall.]

Always purrleased to be of service.