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[Thanks to the, uhh, "generosity", of Gilgamesh, Miki has finally found some employment. However, sitting behind a register at a bookstore late at night, no matter how ridiculous and golden that register may be, isn't really her idea of fun. The books do nothing for her either, as books are also rather boring to her. After two dull nights and desperate for some excitement in her life, as her injuries have made constant nightly shadow hunts unwise, Miki has decided to throw herself into her second passion which has seen little use since her arrival at Prospero: getting people to visit her store.]

Video, sometime around 8PM Friday.

[Miki's phone is propped up against a pole in such a way that the viewing angle shows both her and Gil's bookstore in full behind her. Smiling, Miki begins speaking loudly and cheerfully as she makes exaggerated gestures towards the bookstore.]

Hey! Are you bored? Do you like reading books? Do you like coffee? Do you like cute things with cat ears? Well now you can have all of them at The Bookstore! Come on down to the Kitty Cafe inside and we'll make sure you'll have the best time you ever had inside a bookstore! T-this definitely means you too Lion! Nyan~

[Miki brings her arm up to her face in an imitation of the Maneki Neko pose before she runs up to the phone and shuts off the feed.]

Action - The bookstore

[The inside of Gil's bookstore is now filled with about two dozen stray cats that Miki has headed in off of the streets. Most of them lounge about in the way that cats are wont to do, with dispositions ranging from affectionate to disinterest. None of them look overly sick or diseased or infested, Miki did screen these cats personally, at least. Miki herself is running around, wearing her normal clothes and completely absent any sort of superfluous ears, handing out coffee in cardboard cups to the few bewildered customers inside. She has a few bandages on her hands and face, as well as a few minor red scratches.]

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[he can barely look at this. good god.]

Do you even understand what bookstores are for?

Lots of bookstores have cafes in them, Kanye.

Kayneth.

And yes, but they don't have cats everywhere. That's completely unsanitary.

Well just because other bookstores aren't smart enough to have cat cafe's isn't my problem. And cats are very clean, it's not like they'll track mud and dirt in like dogs would.

That's not the only thing you have to worry about! Did you bother to train them at all?

You can't train cats..

Yes, so enjoy your bookstore smelling absolutely terrible in the near future, along with all the deep gouges in the furniture and the shredded books that will no doubt result from letting cats run rampant. I'm sure the customers will appreciate that.

It's not my bookstore. And they aren't running rampant most of them are just laying around napping.

Why are you doing this to someone else's bookstore?

Because it got boring working here. There's nothing to do.

You have books all around you. I'm sure you could always attempt to broaden your meager intellectual horizons.

What's that supposed to mean?

I believe I stated myself clearly enough. Perhaps you ought to find yourself a dictionary in the event that someone else refuses to talk down to your level.

Maybe you should bring it too me so I can practice broadening my horizons with you personally.

You could also do with learning to be less transparent, I'm sure.

Oh so you aren't going to take my challenge? It's ok if you're too scared to go through with it.

...That has nothing to do with anything.

No it has to do with your cowardice.

Not falling for an obvious trap is called common sense.

It sounds more like you aren't up to the challenge.

I most certainly am, I simply think it's idiotic and not worth my time.

I guess is it a waste of time to do something you know you'll lose at.

That is absolutely not the case.

Sure sounds like it is. It's ok, it's still honorable to admit your enemy is strong than you to get out of a duel.

[oh god damnit

WHAT THE FUCK IS BACKING DOWN]

You know, I may go along with this just to get you to stop this idiotic line of thinking.

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