[♂ - Voice]

[harpbeat]

Hypothetically speaking, let's say there's a two-timing woman living in your body who's been using your face to go have her 'dalliances' with whoever she felt like it. How ethical is it to tell an entire city over the phone, and should you care at all about the fallout?

Yeah, this is totally hypothetical, guys.

Comments

[white_knightin]

Well I would try and leave some sort of note for them to see so some sort of deal can be made in order to leave both parties on good terms.

Why are you asking such a question though?

[harpbeat]

We can talk faster than that, we don't need notes.

She's seeing someone else besides you.

[white_knightin]

Seeing someone else....

Who is it? Depending on who it is I might have to do something other then give them some sort of talking to.

[harpbeat]

You know that pretty boy Robin Hood? It's him.

[assaultedramen]

Do you need me to steal her clothes again?

[harpbeat]

We should do something.

[assaultedramen]

What'ya got in mind?

[harpbeat]

I'm thinking we might have to destroy some stuff.

[assaultedramen]

I'd be up for that. I'm still pissed off from what some jerk tried to do to me earlier this week, and I still can't beat up shadows as much as I used to.

[harpbeat]

Are you prepared for her revenge if you touch her precious hair ornaments?

[assaultedramen]

What's the worst she could do? I already took out one two timing slimeball. If she's breaking people's hearts she deserves it.

[harpbeat]

Try not to break my body too badly if you get into a fight. I understand that you do what you have to do, though.

[assaultedramen]

Well I would like to stay out of prison. What did she do anyway?

[white_knightin]

That sneak attack using, good for nothing Archer? He's just a weakling that was killed early on in the war, he's worthless for the most part.

[harpbeat]

Yeah, that guy. Dunno, he's kind of pretty.

[harpbeat]

She's going after two guys at the same time and not telling either of them about the other.

[yewbow]

...Excuse me?

[No, really. WHAT.]

[harpbeat]

She's cheating on you.

[yewbow]

...Okay, so who do I need to poison?

[He's obviously angry, no doubt.]

[harpbeat]

Well, I'd kinda appreciate it if you didn't poison me...

Gawain.

[yewbow]

Gawain...Gawain... [Ah!] Oh, what a coincidence, I don't exactly like that piece of cranky armor.

How in the hell Eater could like someone as lame as him, anyway!?

[harpbeat]

Beats the hell out of me.

[elvhen]

What an awfully specific hypothetical situation. But I suppose you can never be too careful. [ Yep she totally fell for it. She looks like she ponders this for a while, and then... ]

...How would a woman live in someone's body, though? She'd have to be a really tiny one. And you'd have to find a good place inside your body where there's enough space to live. And how would she get food? And I'm not sure I understand the "using your face" part.

[harpbeat]

It's pretty much the same way you live in your body.

[yewbow]

And is there any reason why she's not telling this to me?