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[scorpiospider]

[Video]

[It started obviously during the Dark Hour. Green lighting and darkness? Oh yeah. A troll's hand came into view, holding a bit of frayed rope as Vriska's voice spoke]

Nepeta, you do that again and I will kill you. [A beat] Thanks.

[Action]

[How does Vriska get into Issei's room? Trade troll secret. But she slinked in, heedless of anyone already in there, and went straight for the shower, quiet and not looking at whoever was in there]

Comments

[caliberill]

[A grimace at that, he shakes his head.]

And now?

[scorpiospider]

Back to normal. Shadow's defeated and shit's back to how it was.

[caliberill]

That's a relief to hear you're not gonna be killing anyone...

[scorpiospider]

Whoa, I said I wasn't crazy anymore, not that I suddenly because stupid.

[caliberill]

--You're gonna kill me?

[scorpiospider]

Hmmmmmmmm... now that you say that...

[caliberill]

Oh, come on! [His brows furrow.]

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska laughed] Nah. I'm not bored enough.

[caliberill]

I-- that's better than being bored completely.

[There's a sigh to that.] How've you been besides joking about.. killing me?

[scorpiospider]

I never said I was joking.

Eh, I'm okay. Back to being sane, at least. Or at least not being a stupid cerulean blood troll.

[caliberill]

I figured as much. [He scratches at his head.]

Good to hear, I'm pretty sure I'd take you being okay over a.. 'stupid blood troll'.

[scorpiospider]

Are you humans just being so nice a human thing?

[caliberill]

Not entirely - I know my fair share of assholes.

[scorpiospider]

Good, because it's just really creepy how you humans are soooooooo nice.

[caliberill]

How's it creepy? I mean, I'd understand if there were creepy smiles and staring involved, but..

[scorpiospider]

Noooooooo one should ever be that nice.

[caliberill]

Why do you think that?

[scorpiospider]

Because it's true! It's all niceness and light and of coooooooourse they're hiding something. Aradia was usually so nice and the fucking dead robot bitch nearly beat me to death before I came here.

[caliberill]

[His eyes widen and he thinks about it, grimacing mildly.]

Well-- I can definitely tell you that I'm not a robot, and I'm not gonna beat you to death or try anything like that.

[scorpiospider]

Well that's good, because I already have a sexy fishy kismesis.

[caliberill]

Fis-- What's a kismesis?

[scorpiospider]

My hate girlfriend! I hate Feferi so much and she hates me back. [Yes she sounds happy about this]

[caliberill]

That's... normal for you? [What is this and should he start calling his enemies a.. kismesis? ]

[scorpiospider]

Well, duuuuuuuuh. Mating hatred!

[caliberill]

Mating... Hatred?

How does that work?