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[harpbeat]

I forgot to keep a hold of my charms last night and I woke up covered in women.

...Does anyone else think this is payback?

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[babel_hacker]

Did you forget to turn your swag off?

[forgivethemtheirpain]

...Eh?

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[harpbeat]

Yes, that would be what I was referencing exactly.

[harpbeat]

Oh, I'm not sure you're old enough for me to say.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Geez! I know what you're talking about, okay? I just don't get why you would make a network post about it!

[harpbeat]

Talking to myself gets irritating.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

We don't need to know how many people you picked up at the bar last night.

[harpbeat]

Technically, it wasn't me. I'm complaining about my night self's actions.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

...I need an explanation.

[harpbeat]

Two people share this body. I'm the female Eater and I go by day, while he, the male Eater, has control at night.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

I would probably be more surprised at that if weirder things didn't happen in my world...

[harpbeat]

I would not be particularly offended.

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[babel_hacker]

Thought as much!

So what brought this up?

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[harpbeat]

Waking up covered in women. I said as much, I believe. It is a bit unusual for me.

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[babel_hacker]

Really? I thought you're joking about it.

[Text]

[harpbeat]

No, I'm afraid not. Well, covered may be a slight exaggeration, but I believe there to have been at least three.

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[babel_hacker]

Drank a lot last night?

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[harpbeat]

No, I think he was sober. Which is all the more worrisome.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

So you're used to it?

[harpbeat]

Perhaps there are worlds in which two hearts within one body is a normal occurrence, but mine is not one of them.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

I can't even tell anyone about my world. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't believe me.

[harpbeat]

Try my ears. I'm willing to listen.

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[babel_hacker]

Okay.

Did you try asking him?

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[harpbeat]

He's being uncooperative.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Well, um... You don't believe in mermaids, do you?