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I forgot to keep a hold of my charms last night and I woke up covered in women.

...Does anyone else think this is payback?

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Did you forget to turn your swag off?

Yes, that would be what I was referencing exactly.

Thought as much!

So what brought this up?

Waking up covered in women. I said as much, I believe. It is a bit unusual for me.

Really? I thought you're joking about it.

No, I'm afraid not. Well, covered may be a slight exaggeration, but I believe there to have been at least three.

Drank a lot last night?

No, I think he was sober. Which is all the more worrisome.

Okay.

Did you try asking him?

He's being uncooperative.

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...Eh?

Oh, I'm not sure you're old enough for me to say.

Geez! I know what you're talking about, okay? I just don't get why you would make a network post about it!

Talking to myself gets irritating.

We don't need to know how many people you picked up at the bar last night.

Technically, it wasn't me. I'm complaining about my night self's actions.

...I need an explanation.

Two people share this body. I'm the female Eater and I go by day, while he, the male Eater, has control at night.

I would probably be more surprised at that if weirder things didn't happen in my world...

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Doesn't sound like it to me.

[Really, that sounds more like a reward.]

I don't even know these people...

Well, you're the boss. What you do with them is up to you.

I would hardly take advantage of them! Besides, they're women, I'm not interested.

[Oh, that hadn't been what he meant.]

In that case, send them away.

All right.

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[text] How did I miss this notif.

[text] because batman

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