[Voice]

[badhipsvampire]

Remember to wear green today, dears, unless you want to be pinched. Despite what the people on the street might tell you, drinking is optional.

I always did like Saint Patrick's Day. Not just for my being Irish, but because everyone's enjoying themselves so much.

Comments

[scorpiospider]

But why green? That's just... dumb.

[badhipsvampire]

It's the color of Ireland, and the day celebrates Irish heritage.

[scorpiospider]

Uh... huh? Try saying that in terms that someone who isn't a stupid human wouldn't understand.

[badhipsvampire]

Of course. When people were just coming to America, the country we're in, a lot of them came from the country of Ireland. Today is a holiday named after Ireland's patron saint - someone who did great works there.