Second Feast: Overwhelmed by little critters [Video]

[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

[The feed starts by showing an open space, quickly identifiable as the park. It's apparently a nice day, so everything is clear and clean-looking. But that's not the important part of the video, no. That's just the scenery, the same way the people that seems to be gathering and looking at the center of the video, only to resume their walking after staring for the while. They are staring at Saber.

Or rather, where Saber sitting.

Why is she sitting on the park? Well, she was walking back to the hotel after buying some food when she spotted a kitten. A little stray, apparently. While she isn't particularly susceptible to all things cute, the damn thing was surely endearing that she had stopped close to it and handed some tuna she had bought. Because honestly it was tuna and she wasn't even sure she would eat it. Saber hadn't expected that the kitten wouldn't be alone though, and soon it wasn't just one kitten, but three, and then six, and then there were kittens everywhere. Everywhere.

So what are we watching? Well, it's basically Saber covered in kittens, her bags safely aside but otherwise bound to the floor. She doesn't look entirely bothered by it, but she's not having the time of her life, that's for sure.]

I need some assistance, if possible...

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Saber is much too excited by SUDDEN CUTE THINGS to even worry about donning a suit jacket. Plus what good is it when this other Saber knows she's a female? Instantly flipping on the video feed, she just stares.

For a good while. ]

... A lot of them.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

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One would believe people would have taken them away before they made a...pack?

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ If only envy were a fit emotion for a knight, Saber could have possibly felt a twinge of it. However, she gives a nod. ]

Are kittens naturally like this?

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

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I think they get like this when you--

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--when you feed them. May I request your help?

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Because abiding by the knight's oaths is serious business. ]

When you .. feed them? I thought they would be content with such.

[ Oh, help. That's right. Risk going out while injured? She glances off the side of the camera, then back at her. ]

I shall grant you my aid. [ A nod. ] Where might I find you?

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[best-king.livejournal.com]

[Cure horrible laughter.]

A heroic spirit reduced to a magnet for furry creatures? This is truly priceless.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

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They surely see me as a person worthy of their time and love.

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[best-king.livejournal.com]

[pfffft.]

You must be horribly desperate to want the love of flea infested furballs like that. I guess it can't be helped. All women have to turn to something to feel needed and loved. How pathetic.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

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Oh no, that's not it. It's just that little animals have less self-restraint when it comes to their feelings. I have the same effect on most people.

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[royal-painxx.livejournal.com]

Eh... how did so many get to you?

[ She looks a little bewildered. ] Ah... where are you? I'll try to help.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

Happens when you feed them...and then feed them more. I'm no expert on animals, but these might not have been well loved by their owners, if they have them to begin with.

The park, it should be simple to spot me.

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[royal-painxx.livejournal.com]

Yeah that's why I try not to feed too many of them at once. [ She replied with a small giggle. ]

I'll be there in a few minutes. I know.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, my mistake.

I appreciate the help. This looks worse than it is, so don't feel like I'm pushing you.

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[croibhristeoir]

...that's quite a few cats, Saber.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

What can I say? I'm a gifted individual.

...and cats love this tuna product.

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[croibhristeoir]

Apparently so, yes.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

The only downside is that the little creatures resist my efforts to remove them from over me. I fear that they lack a proper maternal figure to attach themselves.

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[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

Aren't we Miss Popular?

[A pause.]

...I think I'm a bit jealous.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

Always.

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You better be, because I want this to be worth the effort.

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[skaldssong.livejournal.com]

[Just a busybody commoner, that's all.]

Effort? Well, I guess that is a lot of cats... A real lot. Do ya really need a hand with 'em?

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

Why thanks.

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I'm afraid I would need to be quite rude to remove them myself without help.

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[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

...

[Just. Staring. sdjalsfaf why are they all so cute? Oh, don't mind him, he was just passing by on his way to work.]

What's with all the cats?

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

Apparently they love me.

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Would you like one? Or maybe you know where I can leave them?

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[toomanypetals.livejournal.com]

...There's an adoption center downtown you can take them to.

[slkdjfa;df-- excuse him, this little dirty white one just pawed at his leg and he can't resist oh my god--]

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

I must have missed that place...

Hey, this one seems to like you. I don't know of the hotel's policies permit pets, but you can try if you want...[]