ITP: ....Merciful?

[merciful_my_ass]

[Hi Prospero! Have a woman with a wide smile and a lot of gold jewelry leaning on her arm looking rather amused as she presses buttons on the cell phone. She brings the phone close to her face, studying a symbol in the corner, and laughs as she realizes that, oh, that means it's recording! She gives the watching audience a wave.]

Hello everyone. It certainly has been a while since I reincarnated, hasn't it? I almost forgot just how much input a human body gets from the world around it.

For those who don't know me--shame on you! How can you have not heard of Kanzeon Bosatsu the Great and Merciful Goddess, Bodhisattva of Compassion? What are you all, living under rocks?

Now, who is going to show me around this lovely town of yours, hmmmm? It's been a while since I've been on Earth last and I'd appreciate a little hospitality while I'm here.

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[forgivethemtheirpain]

Ohhhh...

*Lucia marches after.*

[merciful_my_ass]

[You're only doing this to yourself, Lucia.

Once in the restaurant, Kanzeon proceeds to flirt with the host and somehow manages to get them a table. Not once does she bring up to the guy she's a goddess, though her silks being practically see through might have something to do with him bowing to her beck and call.

She turns to Lucia.]

Do you want a booth, a table, or sit at the bar?

[forgivethemtheirpain]

You wanted this.

[merciful_my_ass]

You can still walk away.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Just pick something...

[merciful_my_ass]

We'll be at the bar and make sure there's plenty of gin waiting for us! [Lucia looks old enough to her, anyway. Hard to tell with humans sometimes, but she's not one to talk.]

[forgivethemtheirpain]

I'm not getting drunk with you!