ITP: ....Merciful?

[merciful_my_ass]

[Hi Prospero! Have a woman with a wide smile and a lot of gold jewelry leaning on her arm looking rather amused as she presses buttons on the cell phone. She brings the phone close to her face, studying a symbol in the corner, and laughs as she realizes that, oh, that means it's recording! She gives the watching audience a wave.]

Hello everyone. It certainly has been a while since I reincarnated, hasn't it? I almost forgot just how much input a human body gets from the world around it.

For those who don't know me--shame on you! How can you have not heard of Kanzeon Bosatsu the Great and Merciful Goddess, Bodhisattva of Compassion? What are you all, living under rocks?

Now, who is going to show me around this lovely town of yours, hmmmm? It's been a while since I've been on Earth last and I'd appreciate a little hospitality while I'm here.

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[amnesiadragon]

You're a god too?

[Another Endless! Yay! :D]

[merciful_my_ass]

One of the best there are.

[amnesiadragon]

[You remind him of Deis already. It's a weird but welcome feeling.]

My name's Ryu. I can show you around, if you want.

[merciful_my_ass]

Oh, now that would be lovely! Shall I meet you outside? [Someone with manners. Hopefully he turns out to be interesting as well and genuine in those manners.]

[king_of_heroes]

[ Let us review a few things about Gilgamesh. One, he has no respect for any Gods that are not himself or his parents. And two, he's sliiiightly biased towards blondes, or so it seems. That makes what comes out of his lips not too surprising to the seasoned veterans of this humble island. ]

You don't look like much of a goddess to me.

[merciful_my_ass]

[There will either be spectacular ego clashes or spectacular trolling. Either way there will be some form of Epic going on.]

And you don't look like much of a man to me.

[king_of_heroes]

[ Probably both, to be honest. Because rather than be annoyed, he's just going to laugh her off! ]

But of course! The King of Heroes is no mere mongrel. Ah, but it's a shame we can't say the same for you. See, there's only one living God walking around here that matters. Take a huge guess as to who that is.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

That's a little...

[merciful_my_ass]

Oh, so you're offering me that tour?

[Way to put words in people's mouths, Kanzeon.]

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Wait, what? Well, I guess I could, but...

[hereticals]

If a goddess is all you are, then it's going to take a bit more to impress me if that's the sort of thing you were going for.

[merciful_my_ass]

[Everyone's a critic.]

Oh? so what would it take to impress you, kiddo?

[hereticals]

[Give her a second as she thinks of something SUPER GREAT that would impress her.]

Can you collect every single item there is in Dragon Quest IV?

video;

[ex_cashcow493]

It seems Prospero has more than it's fair share of fake deities. Another to join the lot, are you?

Re: video;

[merciful_my_ass]

[Oh, you already remind her of someone, Saber]

I assure you I'm not fake, though I do understand the skepticism. Alas, in my current form I can't exactly prove it now, can I?

video;

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Great, she has a habit of doing that. Join the fanclub. ]

I did not ask you to prove it for that very reason alone.

[video]

[jitensha]

I'm all for being hospitable, but I'm still learning my way around myself...

[video]

[merciful_my_ass]

YOU! [Icon] Name and room number!

[video]

[jitensha]

M-Makoto Kikuchi and I don't remember off the top of my head, sir!

I-I mean, ma'am!

[ video ]

[dancingdeath]

A Goddess, how splendid is to have you here. Do you still require assistance?

[ video ]

[merciful_my_ass]

Oh, I seem to have managed to find my way around the place.

Forgive me if I can't recall your name. Newly mortal and all that. Who might you be?

[ video ]

[dancingdeath]

I am Diao Chan, it is a pleasure and an honor to meet you.

[ Yeah, that ancient beauty of China. ]

[unknownrival]

K...K...Kannon-sama?

[For someone who calls a demigod his brother, this shouldn't be so surprising, but he's a monk at heart.]

[merciful_my_ass]

Y-Y-Yes? [On the mocking side, though her expression is nothing but amusement.]

[unknownrival]

I... as a monk, I don't really know how to speak to...