ITP: ....Merciful?

[merciful_my_ass]

[Hi Prospero! Have a woman with a wide smile and a lot of gold jewelry leaning on her arm looking rather amused as she presses buttons on the cell phone. She brings the phone close to her face, studying a symbol in the corner, and laughs as she realizes that, oh, that means it's recording! She gives the watching audience a wave.]

Hello everyone. It certainly has been a while since I reincarnated, hasn't it? I almost forgot just how much input a human body gets from the world around it.

For those who don't know me--shame on you! How can you have not heard of Kanzeon Bosatsu the Great and Merciful Goddess, Bodhisattva of Compassion? What are you all, living under rocks?

Now, who is going to show me around this lovely town of yours, hmmmm? It's been a while since I've been on Earth last and I'd appreciate a little hospitality while I'm here.

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[merciful_my_ass]

Oh, so you're offering me that tour?

[Way to put words in people's mouths, Kanzeon.]

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Wait, what? Well, I guess I could, but...

[merciful_my_ass]

I'll see you outside the Bayview, then! Ta~

[Log or actionspam? If actionspam, hi! Have a tall woman in practically see-through silks and gold jewelry waiting outside, a big smile on her face as she watches people walk by, occasionally winking at a few who stare back at her for too long.]

[forgivethemtheirpain]

*Ohhhhhh. Lucia storms over there, intending to give this person a piece of her mind. She's even wearing the Aqua Regina outfit, crown and jewels and everything, just so she knows she's on equal ground. Even if people are staring.*

[merciful_my_ass]

[As if Kanzeon minds the staring. When Lucia/Aqua Regina shows up, Kanzeon turns with a wave and then her hand goes to her mouth. Not out of surprise, but she looks impressed.]

Well, you certainly didn't have to get all dolled up, though it certainly is flattering.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

*Lucia sighs.* Kanzeon-san, there are other people here from the same situation as you. Everyone has been brought to the same level, and you aren't the only divinity who's still lording it over those who aren't. Some of us are okay with it.

[merciful_my_ass]

[Kanzeon just shrugs, looking utterly relaxed and still wearing that easy and amused smile on her face.] Good for you. I still got what I wanted out of it.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Hmph.

Aqua Regina. Everybody here just calls me Lucia.

[merciful_my_ass]

Nice to meet you. And I must say I quite like your moxie.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

It just needed to be said...

[merciful_my_ass]

Would you like to get some lunch? [She's totally talked a couple people into giving her some cash.]

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Eh? A-ah, I guess so... You've heard about this place, right?

[merciful_my_ass]

Dark Hour, Persona, big tower that pops up, people don't stay dead, yadda, yadda, yadda. I did my homework before I introduced my fabulous self to everyone. Now come on. I haven't had Earthly food in at least half a millenia and there's a quaint little place across the street.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Well, I guess so. *sigh*

[merciful_my_ass]

Lovely!

[And Kanzeon turns on her heel and saunters to that cute little place across the street.]

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Ohhhh...

*Lucia marches after.*

[merciful_my_ass]

[You're only doing this to yourself, Lucia.

Once in the restaurant, Kanzeon proceeds to flirt with the host and somehow manages to get them a table. Not once does she bring up to the guy she's a goddess, though her silks being practically see through might have something to do with him bowing to her beck and call.

She turns to Lucia.]

Do you want a booth, a table, or sit at the bar?

[forgivethemtheirpain]

You wanted this.

[merciful_my_ass]

You can still walk away.

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Just pick something...

[merciful_my_ass]

We'll be at the bar and make sure there's plenty of gin waiting for us! [Lucia looks old enough to her, anyway. Hard to tell with humans sometimes, but she's not one to talk.]

[forgivethemtheirpain]

I'm not getting drunk with you!