003 - wwands. (video)

[wweh]

[During the whole dark hour/regain thing, Eridan got that same message everyone else got. Of course, he asked for his science wands back so he can be powerful... but wands are pretty useless without the science that power them. Eridan finds the mysterious wand-carrying shadow with ease during the dark hour, taking out some trash with Poseidon while he's at it. Eridan decides to document this. He was still low level, but personally he thought he was being badass. Maybe he could use this as a platform to be noticed by the ladies. That and recording this would prove once and for all that his science is real and magic is a bunch of fake crap. He dismisses his Persona, wanting to show off a little. He fixes the phone camera on a nearby stack of boxes, because holding a phone camera and kicking ass at the same time is a little awkward.]

Alright. You shadowy pieces a' trash...The Prince is here. Your hope is lost. Might as well be turnin' tail at the sight a' my mighty white science.

[He makes a few dramatic poses, aims... and FIRES! Only to find he's hit a button on the wand and it... lights up... and starts making "Whoosh" and sparkly noises. He's feeling rather gypped right now, and curses his luck, venting his fustrations. He summons his persona again to take out a few more Shadows, and makes a hasty exit to safety. Once he's in the clear, he tosses the wand against a wall. The wand is surprisingly sturdy.]

USELESS! Fuckin' pieces a' fuckin' trash didn't even send me the RIGHT FUCKIN' WAND. Not a single piece a' this fuckin' wand is any good. It's ALL FUCKIN' USELESS. How am I supposed to be impressin' everyone now without my white science power?

Comments

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Is that really necessary?

[wweh]

Lets see you try an' wish for somethin' that will make you awesome an' all it gives you is a fuckin' shitty toy.

[unknownrival]

A wand will make you awesome, really? I don't think any material goods can make anyone awesome at all.

[breatheinthefog]

You're loud.

[wweh]

Please, I'm not loud your ears are just way too fuckin' sensitive.

[breatheinthefog]

You're yelling again.

[Video]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

You're a Prince? Forget the wand, that's pretty impressive by itself!

[wweh]

[Yeah, Saku always knew how to calm Eridan down, that's for sure!]

Well, a' course it is. Bein' the Prince a' Hope a very prestigious role.

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

How come you didn't tell me about that before?

[video]

[scorpiospider]

[Cackling Vriska, forever.]

[wweh]

Just what I was wantin' to hear.

[That may or may not be sarcasm.]
Really why is it always when I'm at one a' my lowest points you fuckin' show up to rub it in?

[scorpiospider]

Because it's fucking funny! Look at you, trying to do that stupid magic shit and failing.

[enjoymyatelier]

Were you really expecting something different?

[wweh]

Well yeah I asked for my science back. An' I all I got was this wand....Disappointin' but they should have warned me!

[assaultedramen]

You're not a very good magician.

[wweh]

HEY! I was never sayin' I was a magician! I would never believe in that fake stuff.

[caliberill]

Haha, that's cute.

What were you trying to do?

video;

[cullscuttlefish]

[Pardon her, she's just going to laugh for a few minutes.]

Come on, grumpygills, that's what your Persona is for!

[wweh]

Well duh Fef, but I'm tryin' to show off! Demonstratin' my power an' such.

[Video]

[sawthelight]

Oh wait, don't break them-!

[Rapunzel smiles sweetly at him through the video] I think that was pretty cool, not useless at all. Are you really a prince?

Re: [Video]

[wweh]

[Oh look, a cute girl. Eridan tries his best to be charming and hopes that all the ladies are watching.]

Prince a' Hope was certainly my Title. An' where I'm from I'm in one a' the highest castes a' society so in short yeah.

I'm an honest to glub royal-blooded prince!

[Video]

[pardonmylanguage]

[They didn't get off on the best foot. Will this time be better...? Probably not. But at least she's not being automatically hostile.]

I've never heard of white science before.

[wweh]

It's an ancient an' sacred art. Don't be confusin' it with any sort a' fake bull. It may look like "magic" but it's the real fuckin' deal.

[youngestlust]

[ Guess who is laughing really loudly almost crackling? Yup, Asmo iiiiissss. ]

[wweh]

Oh ha- ha. What the glub's so funny?