1st Throw - Action / Accidental Video

[antiviolence]

[Midnight... Dark Hour... Dark... Whatever.

Okay, guys, so everything's event'd that everyone gone terribly mad. Guess who's not quite affected by the event, yet still act like he's affected? Shizuo Heiwajima. The guy in bartender suit was surrounded by minor Shadows. Now wait a minute-- Who said he needs any help for this? For those who are around, you are presented with the beautiful scenery of Shizu-chan punching the life out of those Shadows, with bare fist.

That, or he sometimes might resort to fight like a beast and grab whatever that close enough at him, either it be a trash can, billboard, etc etc. Shit be damned because while at it, he kinda... notices that he cannot pull street signs easily.

After he's done with the Shadows though, he's going to hunt for a certain someone.]

IZAYAAAAA!!

[What is noticing the phone, Shadows, and this is not Ikebukuro when you're mad. Hello, phone, have frequent sound of things thrown and IIIIZZAAAAYAAAAAA since Shizuo is going in circle. No BS, everything is Izaya's fault.]

SHOW YOURSELF, LOUSE !!

[This is officially the most peaceful intro in TVK ever.]

Comments

[theshiningone]

[Holding a pipe to fend off the shadows during this time. Hiro decides to go to the source of the noise and say--]

--Whoa. Someone's completely lost it.

[antiviolence]

[Oh... There's actually a person? Guess who's approaching you now, Hiro?

With a trash can by his hand, btw.]

[theshiningone]

[Getting himself into a fighting stance.]

It's a little early for trash day.

[antiviolence]

[Your loss for having a hair that looks like that of Izaya's, bro. He's... going to stop before Hiro.]

You! Where the hell is that guy!?

[Doesn't make any sense? Who doesn't make any sense?]

[theshiningone]

[Giving him an (unsure) look. He'll relax juuust a bit...]

What guy? That Izaya dude?

[antiviolence]

[No, Hiro, don't try his patience.]

Is it not clear enough!?

[video]

[battlefrontleader]

[ You're not the only one out tonight; there's along a purple-haired girl fighting off shadows with a dagger. Except when she hears the noise, she picks up her phone to see the video. He's so not someone she wants to go find.]

You idiot! What are you doing?

[ It's a very warm, totally not annoyed welcome here.]

[video]

[antiviolence]

[Where the hell does that voice come from!? ...Did he just hearing things?

Yeah, wutevs, he'll reply anyway.]

Yeah!? So what!?

[There's still a nonexistent Izaya to hunt, shut up Yuri.]

[video]

[battlefrontleader]

[ This guy... there was so much temptation to find him and kick him in the head; but required finding him. Instead she'll continue yelling at him though the phone.]

Are you stupid or something! Don't be making accident videos while fighting!

[video]

[antiviolence]

[I can't hear you over how mad I am, Yuri.]

Video!? Why I should make a video!?

[video]

[battlefrontleader]

[ oh, oh, you're not listening; she'll just yell louder than.]

You are on video!

[video]

[antiviolence]

[Shizuo doesn't make any logic or reasoning when he's violent, gurl.]

There's nobody around me, so who the fuck recorded me!?

[Action]

[technologic]

[April was just doing her usual patrol during the Dark Hour when she hears all the noise, so cue her going to investigate and then just... blinking at Shizuo when she finds him.]

... What the...?

[Action]

[antiviolence]

[RRRRAAAAARRRGHHH

TRASH CAN FLYING.
BILLBOARD FLYING.
BENCH FLYING.

Sorry he's kinda busy throwing things at Shadow right now, April.]

[Action]

[technologic]

[She's gonna watch the flying objects for a while, before deciding that flying benches and so on are probably a health hazard for anyone who walks nearby. Which is why she's staying a good distance away from him.]

H-hey!

[Action]

[antiviolence]

[Paaaant paaaant huuuuff. He's done throwing things at the Shadows as they're greased enough.

He's now going to stare-- Nope, glare at April. Excuse his bad temper.]
What do you want?

[Action]

[technologic]

Careful about where you're throwing those things. You might end up hitting someone. [To April's credit, she doesn't look intimidated by the glare. Doesn't mean she's willing to move closer though.]

[Action]

[antiviolence]

[He's going to act... ACT like he doesn't really give a crap.]

...Sorry. [Not quite the honestest one, but he means it at the very least.] Where are we, actually?

voice;

[socializing]

I'm right here.

[ Nevermind that he doesn't sound like Izaya much... ]

voice;

[antiviolence]

[He recognizes Izaya's voice, and this... is certainly far.]

...Really? [Not believing. At all.]

voice;

[socializing]

Kidding.

[ ... Is he joking? ]

Who's Izaya?

voice;

[antiviolence]

Very funny.

[Look, he's calm now.]

A flea. [Excellent answer, isn't it?]

voice;

[socializing]

Your flea can talk?

[theycallmesnake]

[Yeah, the voice definitely attracts the guy holding the gun. A SOCOM, to be specific. ...Great, another berserker he's gonna have to deal with. Just what Snake wanted.]

Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of Prospero.

[antiviolence]

[Hey, Snake! He's going to introduce himself politely to you.

By polite I mean walking up to you with a rageface. Not directed at you, of course! Just... to a nonexistent Izaya.]