tvk | 01 | (growly) VOICE

01 | (growly) VOICE

.... Okay. This working? [Well, it's blinking, that's gotta mean something. Nobody exactly bothered with a manual... Which is just great.] Assuming I'm using this thing right... [Now? He continues with a much firmer tone. But there is a strained edge to it.]

Well, I don't know what your game is and I'm not sure I care, but I hope-- [for your sake--] ... that this is a misunderstanding.

Patch me through to whoever's in charge, or get me the White House on the line. Failing that, directions to— [hnrgh, who is he kidding] Just tell me what the hell you want from me. I don't appreciate being dumped on some island I've never heard of, and I have a feeling that I'm not alone in that.

[Good work guys cutting off all his communications to Mother Base >:V Now he's just irritated and in the mood for a giant robot rampage. You know, if he had one here.]

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... Right. Another question.

What's stopping you from walking away from it? It's an island, isn't it?

Nothin' to fight off of the island. They only show up here, last I checked.

[Spoken like that explains everything.]

That's not--why would I want to fight your so-called 'creatures'? I have my own problems to take care of, and if they're only native to this island--

You asked me what was stopping me, that was my answer.

[He seems amused.]

Nothing stopping you, though. Guess I should warn you that the outside world might not be what you're expecting, while I'm at it.

[BT WELL some guys must be bored.]

What's that supposed to mean?

Year's 2012 AD -- whatever "AD" means. When I say I ain't a native, I don't just mean to this Island, I mean to this time.

... Anno Domini.

And that's impossible. [Oh, who IS he kidding.] Could just be something they made up. [Even if a lot of things speak against that, but hey... maybe this is supposed to be a movie setting, or something...]