Big Boss (
survivalism) wrote in
tvk2012-05-01 01:16 am
01 | (growly) VOICE
.... Okay. This working? [Well, it's blinking, that's gotta mean something. Nobody exactly bothered with a manual... Which is just great.] Assuming I'm using this thing right... [Now? He continues with a much firmer tone. But there is a strained edge to it.]
Well, I don't know what your game is and I'm not sure I care, but I hope-- [for your sake--] ... that this is a misunderstanding.
Patch me through to whoever's in charge, or get me the White House on the line. Failing that, directions to— [hnrgh, who is he kidding] Just tell me what the hell you want from me. I don't appreciate being dumped on some island I've never heard of, and I have a feeling that I'm not alone in that.
[Good work guys cutting off all his communications to Mother Base >:V Now he's just irritated and in the mood for a giant robot rampage. You know, if he had one here.]
Well, I don't know what your game is and I'm not sure I care, but I hope-- [for your sake--] ... that this is a misunderstanding.
Patch me through to whoever's in charge, or get me the White House on the line. Failing that, directions to— [hnrgh, who is he kidding] Just tell me what the hell you want from me. I don't appreciate being dumped on some island I've never heard of, and I have a feeling that I'm not alone in that.
[Good work guys cutting off all his communications to Mother Base >:V Now he's just irritated and in the mood for a giant robot rampage. You know, if he had one here.]

[Voice]
That sounds [dumb] exciting and all, but I don't have time for that. How did I even end up here in the first place? And where is this island exactly?
[Sigh. Something tells him the Caribbean is a long way off.]
[Voice]
[Voice]
[Huh.]
... Parallel world. [So deadpan.]