⚓ 011; [video]

[hellburner]

Mornin', Prospero. Been awful quiet lately, hasn't it? Guess that means I'll have to be extra loud to breathe some life back into this place.

I think today I might like to see how insightful you are, or if you're all the braindead idiots you act as. So I'm going to share with you the words of the second greatest poet of my time.

'Disturb us, Lord, when we are too well pleased with ourselves.
When our dreams have come true because we have dreamed too little.
When we arrived safely because we sailed too close to the shore.
Disturb us, Lord, when with the abundance of things we possess
We have lost our thirst for the waters of life;
having fallen in love with life, we have ceased to dream of eternity.'

This would be the time when I wait for your input on these words of wisdom, and then shoot it down because your input is stupid.

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[hellburner]

Hm, perhaps. Though the last time I went out to sea to show these people how to have a little fun I ended up ramming my ship into a giant otherworldly horror.

[Speaking like that's completely normal, of course.] The Hind still needs some patching up, frankly.

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[just_as_planned]

*Wait, you mean it isn't?*

Well, not everything works out perfectly. It's a shame about the ship, though. Can she still sail?

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[hellburner]

She's the damn Golden Hind, she can take a few hits and keep floating. Repair's just taking forever because I'm doing it on my own.

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[just_as_planned]

Care for some help? I'm not exactly a professional carpenter, but I can handle repair jobs well enough.

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[hellburner]

Hm, no thanks. I've just about got the worst of it fixed, and at this point I may as well finish the job myself.

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[just_as_planned]

Good luck, then. And I hope you'll let me know when you're finished, I'd like to see her in her full glory.

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[hellburner]

She's docked right in the port, you're welcome to just wander on by. Huge ship, hard to miss.

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[just_as_planned]

I'd prefer to see her fully repaired. As much as I'm sure she's impressive anyway, it wouldn't be polite to let my first impression be less than her usual.

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[hellburner]

True, no girl of mine should be seen at anything less than her best.