2nd Throw - Video

[antiviolence]

[Alright, as idiot as Shizuo is, weird and horrible posts around the network goes noticed even by him. Also not to mention, some frickin' dream last night...]

'lright, it seems I am not the only one--


[STOP RIGHT THERE, SHIZUO! It's the prime time for his memories! Full of adorableness.

...Okay, he is stunned a bit by that.]

What the hell--

[Not yet, Shizu-chan! Have another cockblock!

Dan dan dan! Back to Prospero, Shizuo looks... No, you don't want to imagine how his face looks like right now.]



That reminds me... You're fucking dead, Izaya Orihara.

[Click! Video ends. There might be some action post included in here if you meet him on the street. Don't lie to me, guys, a bartender with a steel table in his hand surely go unnoticed, right? Ready for the same old Shizuo, Izaya-mun?]

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[parkouring]

[LMAO. Thanks for showing his awesomeness to the world, Shizu-chan ~ ♥ Let us see Izaya's video response later for the extra spice since mun haven't thought anything yet.]

[Come at him, brah. If you're trying to charge into his room, perhaps, he's definitely not there. See ya somewhere more fitting.]

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[battlefrontleader]

[There's Yurippe laughing]

How sweet.

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[needsteaplz]

[There's some stunned silence for a bit.]

To think a regular human would have much strength...

Never mind that though, I wouldn't recommend killing anyone here!

RAGEaction

[antiviolence]

[Just you wait, Izaya. Let's see how long you can run without detected by Shizuo's Izayadar.

He's huntingyou down.]

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[antiviolence]

Are you fucking blind!?

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[antiviolence]

[He's still on rampage on the street, yet he.. manages to calm down a little to reply.]

Don't worry, I won't kill him. [He'll make Izaya wish Shizuo killed him, though.]

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[battlefrontleader]

Nope, just joking.

At least we know why you're so violent.

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[needsteaplz]

[Saori was about to reply when she sees Shizuo pass by her tea house from the window. She opens the door.]

And what do you think you're going with that table?!

[action]

[antiviolence]

[That's his cue to switch his glare to somewhere else.

By that, he means he's glaring at you, Saori.]

Is that even your problem!?

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[antiviolence]

[He doesn't take jokes very well in his current state.]

Good, now leave me alone. [To kill Izaya, that is.]

[action]

[needsteaplz]

[Don't think she's gonna back down, Shizuo.

Everyone, start placing your bets.]

You just said you're not going to kill anyone and yet you're carrying a steel table like that!

[action]

[antiviolence]

[Man, this can only ends well.]

That's my goddamn business, not yours, woman!

[action]

[needsteaplz]

[Getting arrested will be the least of their worries.]

If that table is going to be thrown at someone, yes it is!

I'm only going to say this once, put down the table and no one gets hurt.

[action]

[antiviolence]

[Fuck the police, that's why.


...By the way, Shizu-chan isn't going to bother listening to you anymore by continuing his pace.]

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[battlefrontleader]

[Nope, not doing it.]

So you can go kill that enemy of yours?

TRALALALAction

[parkouring]

[And if you think Izaya's going to be afraid of you, you're definitely wrong, Shizuo.]

[Because he's totally skipping all over the town happily, like a troll he is.]

[Video]

[puppet_show]

[...My, that was an informative post.]

Hey... You know, if you get arrested, I don't think there's anyone around who can get you out right away!

RAGEaction

[antiviolence]

[He's still looking, Izaya. He's still looking.

One more comment, and you can bet all your money he finds you. RRRAAAAGH.]

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[antiviolence]

Can't you tell?

[REALLY.]

[Video]

[antiviolence]

[There goes his image.]

Like I fucking cares!

TRALALALAction

[parkouring]

[Awww yeah.]

[Guess who's standing just on the other side of the road, smirking, and even waving at you, Shizu-chan? Izaya MOTHERFUCKING Orihara.]

[Video]

[puppet_show]

I'm serious! If you go and get arrested for attempted murder and/or assault, I'm not going to put a single penny into bailing you out!

Action

[antiviolence]

[...

A ROAR.

And there! Flying table!]

[Video]

[antiviolence]

Do I look like I am joking right now!?

[action]

[needsteaplz]

... Oi.

[She storms up in front of Shizuo. And wait, she's wearing her arm wraps. Sbap, she's serious. ]

Sorry. I can't let you go on your own and endanger a lot of people!