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[Alright, as idiot as Shizuo is, weird and horrible posts around the network goes noticed even by him. Also not to mention, some frickin' dream last night...]

'lright, it seems I am not the only one--

[STOP RIGHT THERE, SHIZUO! It's the prime time for his memories! Full of adorableness.

...Okay, he is stunned a bit by that.]

What the hell--

[Not yet, Shizu-chan! Have another cockblock!

Dan dan dan! Back to Prospero, Shizuo looks... No, you don't want to imagine how his face looks like right now.]

That reminds me... You're fucking dead, Izaya Orihara.

[Click! Video ends. There might be some action post included in here if you meet him on the street. Don't lie to me, guys, a bartender with a steel table in his hand surely go unnoticed, right? Ready for the same old Shizuo, Izaya-mun?]

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[LMAO. Thanks for showing his awesomeness to the world, Shizu-chan ~ ♥ Let us see Izaya's video response later for the extra spice ~~since mun haven't thought anything yet~~.]

[Come at him, brah. If you're trying to charge into his room, perhaps, he's definitely not there. See ya somewhere more fitting.]

Edited 2012-07-19 10:33 (UTC)

[Just you wait, Izaya. Let's see how long you can run without detected by Shizuo's Izayadar.

He's huntingyou down.]

[And if you think Izaya's going to be afraid of you, you're definitely wrong, Shizuo.]

[Because he's totally skipping all over the town happily, like a troll he is.]

[He's still looking, Izaya. He's still looking.

One more comment, and you can bet all your money he finds you. RRRAAAAGH.]

[Awww yeah.]

[Guess who's standing just on the other side of the road, smirking, and even waving at you, Shizu-chan? Izaya MOTHERFUCKING Orihara.]

[...

A ROAR.

And there! Flying table!]

[IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.]

[Pew pew pew! A little headtilting and it fly straight past Izaya. Izaya being Izaya, doesn't really care what happened just behind him.]

That's very cruel, Shizu-chan, especially after we both found out that you have such amazing memories about me.

[Did you hear his tone? Very joyous.]

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[There's Yurippe laughing]

How sweet.

Are you fucking blind!?

Nope, just joking.

At least we know why you're so violent.

[He doesn't take jokes very well in his current state.]

Good, now leave me alone. [To kill Izaya, that is.]

[Nope, not doing it.]

So you can go kill that enemy of yours?

Can't you tell?

[REALLY.]

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[There's some stunned silence for a bit.]

To think a regular human would have much strength...

Never mind that though, I wouldn't recommend killing anyone here!

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[He's still on rampage on the street, yet he.. manages to calm down a little to reply.]

Don't worry, I won't kill him. [He'll make Izaya wish Shizuo killed him, though.]

[Saori was about to reply when she sees Shizuo pass by her tea house from the window. She opens the door.]

And what do you think you're going with that table?!

[That's his cue to switch his glare to somewhere else.

By that, he means he's glaring at you, Saori.]

Is that even your problem!?

[Don't think she's gonna back down, Shizuo.

Everyone, start placing your bets.]

You just said you're not going to kill anyone and yet you're carrying a steel table like that!

[Man, this can only ends well.]

That's my goddamn business, not yours, woman!

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[...My, that was an informative post.]

Hey... You know, if you get arrested, I don't think there's anyone around who can get you out right away!

[There goes his image.]

Like I fucking cares!

I'm serious! If you go and get arrested for attempted murder and/or assault, I'm not going to put a single penny into bailing you out!

Do I look like I am joking right now!?

Do I?

Let's say you do manage to find him and attack him successfully. I'll even be generous and say you manage to kill him, too. But in the end, he'll probably just come back to life again right as you're getting locked away for murder.

And what will you do about it then?

[...

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Then I'll break out of the jail, and kill the shit out of him. Again.

[Hiyono, you're fighting against Shizuo's logic here...]

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