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[parkouring]

[He was sure last night he tried to... dispose of this card with his own way, yet when the sun rose, the Magician card was by his hand again. Really, he expected that those cards were not just a normal tarot, and his expectation was answered gloriously.]

[So, here's a video of Izaya connecting to the world! At first, he thought he should filter this from Shizuo, but in the end he's against it. Shizuo might say something hilarious from this, after all.]

Hello, Prospero. Want to know some interesting trivia about these cards? [A pause as he shifted his position like in the icon.] No, I know about predictions and fortune telling with them, but I am not talking about them. It's a whole new fact.

Comments

[Video]

[parkouring]

Nothing in particular, anything that generous enough to enjoy the least. [oh dawg innuendos.]

I prefers the term 'curiosity', Ma'am.

[Video]

[puppet_show]

[Ignoring that--]

Hopefully the card won't feel too scorned. You never know what love will drive it to do!

[Video]

[parkouring]

[Wow rude!!]

Don't worry, I'll make sure I play the dominant rules nicely.

[Video]

[puppet_show]

So you're quite sure it will just continue to let you dominate it like this?

[What has this conversation even become...]

[Video]

[parkouring]

What kind of relationship do you think we are in? Hatesex of sort?

[This is quality.]

[Video]

[puppet_show]

I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

[Video]

[parkouring]

But I am too embarrassed!

[Video]

[puppet_show]

Ahh...! Is it really that explicit?

Nevermind, don't tell me! I want to preserve the purity of my youth!

[Video]

[parkouring]

Too late! I am telling you!

Once upon a time, there's this romantic story about Izaya Orihara and his loyal pet...

[THIS THREAD IS SO GOLD.]

[Video]

[puppet_show]

[SCREAM.]

Nooooo! I don't want to hear it! I have to keep myself pure for that person-!

[Video]

[parkouring]

[Kay, he's not going to continue the story. He's just laughing like hell here for a while.]

[After his laughter died down, he stares at the screen again, his expression is as amused as ever.]

Well, little princess, seems you're able to entertain me more than some of the ordinary people here.

[Video]

[puppet_show]

...You know, when you put it that way I'm not sure if I should be flattered or not.

[Video]

[parkouring]

Never got any compliments from boys before?

[Video]

[puppet_show]

You know, if you're going to compliment a girl you should try a little harder to make it sound like one. If it were someone less gracious than I, you could be facing a really awkward situation right about now!

[Video]

[parkouring]

Oh, I do love me some awkwardness.

[He just grins here. People's reaction to awkward situation is just too damn lulzy for him.]

[Video]

[puppet_show]

...Even if it means getting slapped?

[Video]

[parkouring]

I don't know. It's been twenty years or so after I was slapped.

[Lies? Truth? Who the fuck could tell.]

[Video]

[puppet_show]

You're either very lucky or very fast.

[Video]

[parkouring]

Both, hopefully.

[Video]

[puppet_show]

Then again, if you were able to dodge so many large, flying objects, I suppose it would make sense that a simple slap wouldn't be too difficult...

[Yeah she saw that.]