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[ The video begins with a loud bang as though it has just fallen out of a pocket. Well, more like a discarded jacket that can be seen sprawled out upon the floor just a bit. Saber's nearby, dressed up more than usual. What's important to note though are the two spears in her hands; one longer than her form and the other a much shorter and suitable size for someone like herself. Balancing them into her hands, it appears as though she's trying to figure out how to use both of them at the same time.

This experience doesn't seem to bode well for her as she's shaky and fumbling with the two weapons. Thrusting the smaller lance forward, she trips on the edge of the longer spear and falls over, weapons cluttering to the ground. That doesn't stop her though! Leaping back onto her feet, she tries again.

Only this time the smaller spear goes flying through the air to break one of the many vases that adorn Gilgamesh's condo. One of the lion cubs, ten months of age now, will lift his head to look towards the mess before flopping back down into a nap. Almost as though this is a regular occurrence for this household. ]

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[ Much later in the day, there will be a text message from the woman. ]

Sorry to be of trouble, but it appears I need someone to pose as my father and another person to pose as my mother in order to purchase a few things.
Is there anyone who would not be troubled by this to assist me?

[ It sucks and it's hard having the body of a fourteen year old, yet the mentality of an adult in their mid-20's. It sucks and no one understands. ]

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[He's just leaning his head on his hand and...watching.]

[With a very small smile that indicates he wants to laugh but it's more polite not to.]

[ It's not funny. Assuming this is related to her text, she'll let it go to video all while bandaging one of her hands. ]

I thought I would inquire around a bit myself. I am lacking in luck though.

Oh, that...well, it shouldn't take me much longer. Forgive me for making you wait, but I wanted to be sure I could find somewhere satisfactory for you.

[Beat.]

...I could teach you how to do that, if you wished it of me.

Satisfactory for me? [ With a hint of curiosity to follow. ] You are not seeking out a castle, are you?

... Teach me to do what again? Purchase a house?

I do not think I could find something so extravagant, yet you deserve the best I can give and more still.

...No, I meant to use two blades at once.

I would be happy with a cave, Diarmuid, so long as I could have you there.

... And the cubs. They are my responsibility. [ And a pain to find housing for it seems. ]

Two blades at--erk! You saw?

I consider this responsibility of yours to be mine as well, in this case. I could not stand to see you unhappy.

[Another smile.]

I did. Truthfully, I find myself a little flattered.

This kindness you bestow upon me is simply too much for a person of my standing.

[ It'd be nice to argue the other fact, but she does have a reason for it. ]

I will not keep this weapon for long. [ Reaching out to pick it up with her bandaged hand, she gives him a smile. ] I got it for you. In case you did not have one. It has been some time since we have fought together.

[ Primarily due to the fact she now has a dragon Person and doesn't really want to tell him she lost her knightly one. ]

For...wait, you what?

You didn't need to trouble yourself, Arturia. I can function just as well with only one.

Do you not like it? I thought it would be suitable for you, but if I am mistaken...

Of course I like it. I'm honored you simply thought of me enough to do something like this, but I truly do hate to trouble you so.

I wanted to challenge the shop owner, but they turned me down. I thought I should purchase something while I was there.

Er, I am afraid I cannot wrap it like you did before. I have tried and it does not work well.

It's fine. You need not go to any more effort on my part, least of all when I'm so touched you thought of me in the first pl-...

-...you challenged the shop owner?

[ Diarmuid, why are you so surprised? Your lover is the King of Knights... ]

Yes. I thought they could prove their knowledge over their weapons by fighting me.

[SABER, PLEASE...]

You do realize that isn't entirely how things work in this age, don't you?

I am thoroughly disappointed to have found that out on my own.

It's disappointing, yes, but there's little we can do about it.

...

Diarmuid, I challenge you! [ She's kicking someone's ass today alright. ]

...Wait, what did I do?

They want both parents to be present? I would think one of them would be enough. I don't posing as the mother or some sort of female guardian. Though we're rather short on blond men to pose as the father. ...What are you planning to buy anyway?>

Edited 2012-08-01 08:32 (UTC)

A few things.
A license to ride my motorcycle with.
Some minor adjustments would be nice as well.

A house too.

A driver's license does make sense. But a house? Don't tell me the lions already outgrew that apartment you live in.

I can help by posing as the mother, but what are you buying?

Things that children are not fit to buy I suppose.
They do not believe me when I insist that I am not a child, but a knight.

I guess it's due to where you look pretty young... Then again, I'm not sure if I'll be much help either since I look pretty young too. [And it doesn't help that April doesn't know her exact age.]

Well, I'm twenty-six, so I guess I could look like somebody's father... if they were a lot younger than you.

Sorry.

You are not interested in having children ever, correct?

[ Ryuunosuke, you are banned. ]

I don't think I could raise any of my own.

If thee seek for someone to play a role,
with mine honest heart, I request
I have been known for playing many stories on the stage,
cease your worries, if thou wilt be to accept mine help.

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